Blorg³

@blorgblorgblorg

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undulating hellscape, wi
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    4 Feb 2016

    kill me irl, etch a decent-looking monochrome version of this wonderful image of ernest borgnine into my tombstone

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  2. Retweeted
    14 hours ago

    Facebook- I'm engaged! Instagram- I'm on vacation! Twitter- I wish I was dead and also I watch wrestling

    18 replies 1,928 retweets 6,195 likes
  3. Retweeted
    3 hours ago

    I AM TALKING ON THE COMPUTER!!!!!!!!!

    9 retweets 7 likes
  4. Retweeted
    3 hours ago

    Saints Row IV made me resolve my anger against my mother-in-law's subterranean nest

    1 retweet 2 likes
  5. Retweeted
    25 May 2015

    ME: did it hurt GIRL AT BAR: did wat hurt ME: when ur hopes of having a nice uninterupted night out got crushed bc i started talking to u

    42 replies 6,094 retweets 11,786 likes
  6. Retweeted
    14 hours ago

    I really hope google translate is wrong about this setting on the AC remote.

    47 replies 852 retweets 1,762 likes
  7. 17 hours ago

    the cat is sleeping in that spot between my keyboard and monitors again!! this might become a regular thing!!!!!

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  8. 17 hours ago

    turns out it was made from dead people i guess?

    The Last Express taught me to investigate my housemate's creamed spinach
  9. Retweeted
    Jun 2

    out of interest: plz RT if Johnny Depp's presence in a film now actively discourages you from seeing it

    439 replies 25,376 retweets 17,478 likes
  10. Retweeted
    Jun 4

    At my funeral, I want the organist to start playing "Pop Goes the Weasel" really slowly, until everyone is staring at the coffin in dread

    274 replies 14,713 retweets 44,639 likes
  11. Retweeted
    Jun 3

    If a junior developer accidentally destroys production on their first day, it's *your company's* fault, not theirs.

    301 replies 6,459 retweets 10,233 likes
  12. Retweeted
    Jun 4

    パスカルの村にようこそ

    1 reply 259 retweets 337 likes
  13. Retweeted
    Jun 3

    7 replies 328 retweets 700 likes
  14. Retweeted
    Jun 3

    Hate to break it to you, fellas.

    11 replies 406 retweets 999 likes
  15. Retweeted
    Jun 4

    Come to Cretaceous Period in next 4.5 million years if u want an ass kicking

    5 replies 767 retweets 2,879 likes
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    Jun 4

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  17. Retweeted
    Jun 3

    bitcoin is one of the least efficient systems ever designed by mankind

    49 replies 1,051 retweets 1,374 likes
  18. Retweeted
    Jun 3

    biggest power fantasy in games is when you talk to every stranger

    18 replies 405 retweets 1,051 likes
  19. Retweeted
    Jun 3

    NO WONDER WHITE MEN ARE SO OBSCENELY CONFIDENT ALL THE TIME I SAW ONE WOMAN HERO MOVIE AND I'M READY TO FIGHT A THOUSAND DUDES BAREHANDED

    1,294 replies 76,268 retweets 287,052 likes
  20. Retweeted
    Jun 3

    I'm going to show you a pull quote from a book cover that will make you so angry. So angry. I am only doing this because I'm a bad person

    1 reply 7 retweets 3 likes
  21. Retweeted
    Jun 3

    You still have time to block me. Here it comes

    8 retweets 5 likes

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