Bloonface

@bloonface

Staccato. Set. Of. Mundane. Adjectives. Followed. By. Quirky. Out. Of. Left. Field. Adjective. Like. Every. Other. Cunt.

Norwich, England
Joined November 2008

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  1. Ads for bastard cunts BT on my Twitter like herpes sores

  2. This is just like McCarthyism. You know, the movement where people were criticised and then given endless public platforms to cry about it

  3. More "but but but the last Labour government even though that was 6 years and three leaders ago" wank

  4. Obnoxious comment from Alan Duncan MP suggesting you can only be a high achiever if you make a packet of money

  5. I'll publish my tax re... Oh wait like most people I don't do one because I'm on PAYE and I DONT HAVE THAT MUCH MONEY.

  6. Definitely morally equivalent to avoiding tax IMO. Both sides are bad so vote Conservative.

  7. actually Actually ACTUALLY Tax avoidance is different to tax evasion *sits back smugly*

  8. Any bets it's going to be that smug point-missing "difference between evasion and avoidance" bollocks again

  9. The guitar solo towards the end is just fucking majestically wonderful

  10. Why the fuck had I never heard the song "Station to Station" before about a month ago, it's easily one of Bowie's best

  11. It's the politics of envy when we ask the rich to contribute and common sense when we demand it of the poor.

  12. Why wouldn't people be jealous of someone who has never had to worry about managing to pay their rent, bills and put food on the table!?

  13. "Taking a punt, having a go, being bunged 200 large by Mummy. THAT'S WHAT PUMPS ME UP."

  14. Oh good that cunthole Bill has a whole country now

  15. I fucking owned that song and you give me 5th place who didn't hit all the notes. Fuck you you're worse than David Cameron's dad

  16. I'm sorry GH, 5th place with 100% behind people with 93%? Right up your shitter Activision

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