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    1. sij

    HAPPY NEW YEAR TEATOWEL TWEET 🥳🥳🥳 Don’t forget to eat whatever you fucking want, please. Take joy where there is joy. You can be happy now if you like.

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    29. pro 2019.

    Move over Santa, fad diet season is upon us 🙃

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    You don’t need a new you. You don’t need replacing every year like another iPhone. Don’t throw yourself away like another piece of plastic trash. Love the old you. Improve, evolve, do better, but head towards yourself not away. Be gentle with your mind. Happy new year.

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  4. 27. pro 2019.

    Have a go - I am (your name). Festive spirit of (predictive text). I will bring you the gift of (predictive text). Believe in me because (predictive text)

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  5. 27. pro 2019.

    I am Bloognoo. Festive spirit of the day before Christmas. I will bring you the gift of yourself. Believe in me because you want to come over and pick up a few bits of cake.

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    A BRAND NEW ZODIAC WHERE THE SIGNS ARE NOW THE MUPPETS!!!!

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  7. 9. pro 2018.

    Brexit is like learning bagpipes - no one is expecting you to be any good and the chap encouraging you is trying to devalue the instrument. Your mum wants you to practice in the garden but the neighbours will ram them up your arse if you try, and you're too proud to give up.

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  8. 23. stu 2018.

    To everyone who, when breaking their line 6 power supply, replaces it with a laptop psu because the plug fits, I love you. Please continue to sell your broken stuff to me on ebay

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  9. 10. svi 2018.

    Na ninekah alookah enumbah kudantai calaporeekah Longing rusted furnace daybreak seventeen benign nine homecoming one Naur an edraith ammen! Naur dan i ngaurhoth! That should do the job... Now Compile!

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    if you want to "redistribute" sex, think globally and act locally: go fuck yourself

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    There's a group of women called "inkicks" who have never kicked a man in the balls. Despite inkicks' efforts, every man refuses the their propositions to kick them square in the nuts. In this op-ed, I will assert that the redistribution of balls for kicking is what America needs.

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    Everything I need to know about life I learned from my dog

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    Rudy Giuliani married his cousin. Trump wants to date his daughter. Pence calls his wife “Mother”. This is the shittiest episode of Game of Thrones I’ve ever seen.

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    24. tra 2018.
    Odgovor korisnicima

    Here you go, , sorry, 'Techniquement Ron'!

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    “I’ll DM you,” I said. You sit patiently, expecting a private message at any moment. There’s a knock at your door. It’s me, dressed in a surprisingly well made wizard robe, arms full of books and dice. “Roll for initiative.” I utter.

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    14. stu 2017.

    NAME CALLING Some names like Beauchamp, get mispronounced unless you teauchamp, thought Niamh Cholmondley, glolmondley.

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    This was written by snakes.

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    23. tra 2018.
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