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"I regret that the recent events have created a distraction from these important objectives." I *loooooove* these white non-apologies.

What's with the typos?

In other words, "Got caught stealing."

Is anyone in this administration capable of composing a simple letter without an obvious typo?

Where's the page where he apologizes to the American taxpayer?

"I'm sorry recent events have created distraction". That's a far cry from "Im sorry I stole taxpayer funded luxury services"

So much winning with only the best people...

He should’ve just wrote: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Good news. + Trump now has no one to blame for ACA website outages, HHS slashing navigators & advertising budget. #Resist

Uhm he forgot "I promise to repay the full amount back to American taxpayers". We should still send him a bill

@Bencjacobs AND typos! I guess he was running late for a flight out of town? WTF who LET these people in?

Wait, is there actually a typo and he wrote in the "I" in "I regret" by hand?

I assume this came off a dot matrix printer? WTH with all the formatting

I like how at the bottom you can unsubscribe (presumably from future Trump admin resignation letters).

Where's the check for the private planes you used? You still owe the American people!