"We were having a peaceful demonstration of violence.." 

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Oh it’s satire! ...I’m having a hard time distinguishing these days...
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I don't think you've made it as a conservative stooge until
@blaireerskine claims you as a spouse or relative.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Jesus moved in with his dad at 33
. Should use this for Easter: Happy Jesus moving with his Dad Day. 
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Actually that’s what we should label The Ascension going forward.
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Chumbawamba is a good kid. He gets knocked down, but he always gets back up again.
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Never gonna keep him down.
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He sells furniture out of our house! Hilarious!
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He’s a self made man.
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I really like it, but I still think that woman who complained about getting maced when she just wanted to breach the capitol for the revolution was a bit better

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oh no I don’t think we asked!

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