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  1. 30 Jun 2015

    I brought my whole squad w/me.

  2. 12 Nov 2014

    Looking forward to sharing the twitter/novella/short story project with tomorrow.

  3. 18 Oct 2014
  4. 25 Jun 2014

    I heard will be dabbling in English instruction. Anyone striving to put an end to misplaced modifiers is a friend of mine.

  5. 14 Mar 2014

    Laundry is a lifestyle

  6. 2 Feb 2014
  7. 29 Dec 2013
    Replying to

    @Yinkthesenuts An excellent Yeezy paper by the way

  8. 5 Dec 2013

    Whoopi is killing it. That sister can act

  9. 20 Oct 2013

    Candy makers love oxymorons: King Size "mini" Rolos.

  10. 20 Oct 2013

    A plastic Pop-Tart container seems a bit pretentious but who am I to judge?

  11. 20 Oct 2013

    You know what they say about assumptions and assonance.

  12. Retweeted
    21 Jul 2013

    The joy of sharing your faith story with your child is that they will discover their own faith story.

  13. 9 Jun 2013

    The Literary Fiction aisle is actually the V.I.P. section of a bookstore. You gotta know somebody, who knows somebody.

  14. 9 Jun 2013

    Half Price Books. A euphemism for Book Purgatory.

  15. 30 Dec 2012

    No longer buying overpriced razors & making the Man richer. I'm making this man richer: Join me.

  16. Retweeted
    7 Sep 2012

    Wick Allison at D_Academy: great men think about the future not the present. We invest in things we'll never see.

  17. 1 Apr 2012

    myBaby release date: 4-4-12. Three days until the launch.

  18. 16 Dec 2011

    Trying to be fiscally responsible. I plan on buying my daughter Sonic the Hedgefund for her first Christmas.

  19. 15 Dec 2011

    Lord forgive me for my delivery

  20. 15 Dec 2011

    Pouring out liquorice egg nog for Christmases past.

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