Björn Fahller

@bjorn_fahller

I write code. I do not drink coffee. (cis - he/him) Profile pic by Upcoming conference appearances: ACCU UK, C++OnSea UK.

Stockholm, Sweden
Vrijeme pridruživanja: svibanj 2014.

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    23. svi 2019.
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    Maybe I should start a patreon, where I promise to not post abominable code, as long as people send me money ;-)

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    4. velj

    . collects & publishes one of the best/thorough annual surveys for the C++ community. I'm always very interested to see the results... and sometimes I'm shocked. Please take the time to fill-in the new "Developer Ecosystem Survey" for 2020:

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    4. velj

    🙏 Please help us reach more people in the C++ ecosytem! We are looking for speakers from all around the world. Spread the word! 🔁 RT Please 👉 Submit your talk proposal:

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  4. 3. velj

    My mead is progressing in weird ways. Got more sugar out of it than expected. OG1.111 kg/l. Quickly fermented down to ca 1.045 kg/l, where it seemed to stop. But then it started again and it's just below 1 030kg/l, indicating quite strong but also still very sweet. We'll see.

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    So, do I pursue this new idea for a potential future presentation, or get working on improvements for presentations I'm already committed to. Decisions decisions...

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    Tweet je nedostupan.
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    3. velj

    My new blog post "What could possibly go wrong?" is online:

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    2. velj

    I'm happy to announce that and me will give a joined talk at We will talk about "Pythonic C++" 🐍

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  9. 2. velj

    s/accented/accepted/

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  10. 2. velj

    I'm proud to announce that my presentation "What do you mean by 'cache friendly'?" was accented to 2020. Hope to see many of you in Folkestone in June.

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    An older woman came into the bookstore today. I made a joke about a credit card reader issue and she said "these things are all programmed by twenty-five-year-old boys who don't comment their code" and somehow we ended up having a great conversation about programming and biases.

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    2. velj

    I have written a Valgrind tool to find potentially useless memory operations

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    1. velj
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    fun fact: has the same algorithm, but trained on a dataset of internet cat pictures instead and it is even more confused about how humans work

    cats look pretty normal, but humans are lumpy pale flesh with hair-blobs
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    1. velj

    What the world has been waiting for...Z80 support :-) Debuginfod and disassembly ASCII art arcs are cool too...

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    30. sij
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    The first Unix I used had a version of cat that would wait 5 seconds for input and then write "Meow" on the terminal to alert you that it was waiting.

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    29. sij

    FACT No matter how long you’ve been programming, you WILL INEVITABLY make silly mistakes, mistakes which will cost you hours of painful debugging, crying, and shame. (Anyone else read this in a Dwight voice?)

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    28. sij

    Just a shout out to all the Norwegian tech companies who have reached out to sponsor/help with Ada Lovelace Day Con. I’m overwhelmed, touched and honored. I’ll do my best to live up to your confidence in me and 💜

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    28. sij

    Except they don't spend the first ten minutes on "Can you hear me? There's loads of echo. Tom, switch audio to your headset. In the audio settings. Whoever just joined, can you mute? There's loads of echo again. In the *audio* settings, Tom. ..."

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    27. sij

    "Every great developer you know got there by solving problems they were unqualified to solve until they actually did it." - Patrick McKenzie

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    27. sij

    Only one week left to book your spot at 2020 at our discounted earlybird rate. Register via the link below:

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    27. sij

    "It wasn't Hitler nor Himmler, who took me away, hit me, and shot my family. It was the cobbler, the milkman, the neighbor, who were given a uniform and who then thought they were the superior race." Karl Stoika, Survivor of Auschwitz

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