B.J. May

@bjmay

He/Him/His. Music theory nerd. Software developer. Bourbon enthusiast. Pinko commie virtue signaling soy milk beta cuck. Way more annoying in person.

Georgia
Vrijeme pridruživanja: siječanj 2009.
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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    9. tra 2018.

    "Modern Web Developer" (To the tune of "I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major-General" from Gilbert and Sullivan's "The Pirates of Penzance")

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    prije 22 sata

    ok I'll bite what's an Iowa?

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  3. prije 17 sati

    If you're upset about a woman grabbing herself during a musical performance but voted for a man who brags about grabbing women without consent, kindly deposit yourself in the nearest trash receptacle.

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  4. 3. velj

    Thanks, I hate it.

    JAVASCRIPT ( Except All The Braces Are Wrong)
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  5. 2. velj

    "Most of my peers spent their lives seeking tasks worthy of their monumental ability. I have spent mine seeking skills worthy of my monumental tasks." - my grandfather

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  6. 2. velj

    They had us in the first half, not gonna lie.

    This will make you 180 so fast you’ll leave your eyes behind like in a Tom and Jerry cartoon. 👀
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  7. 2. velj

    "I grew up in a very conservative church. Almost everything was forbidden, and what wasn't forbidden was mandatory." - my grandfather

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  8. 2. velj

    "Meager knowledge and great wisdom is far better than great knowledge and meager wisdom." - My grandfather

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  9. 1. velj

    Q&A

    Write a horror in as few words as possible. I'll go first: Clown milk.
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  10. 1. velj

    "After days of anguished deliberation, I have chosen to predictably vote in lock step with my party, but I want you all to know that I'm really grumpy about it, so please don't support my opponent next cycle."

    (1/5) I worked for a fair, honest, and transparent process, modeled after the Clinton trial, to provide ample time for both sides to present their cases, ask thoughtful questions, and determine whether we need more.
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  11. 1. velj

    Crawling in my skin These wounds, they will not heal Fear is how I fall Confusing what is real

    QUOTE with the lyrics he about to scream
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  12. 31. sij

    Bullshit. Shakira is 100x the artist that JLo is.

    Jennifer Lopez is too big to share Super Bowl 2020 halftime show
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    31. sij

    Twitterverse - my mom has approximately 30 bottles of insulin that she DOES NOT need. She’s looking to give it to someone who may need it (they’re $100 a bottle without insurance). Could you please spread the word and contact me if you’re interested? Literally could save lives.

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  14. 31. sij

    Sources:

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  15. 31. sij

    2019-2020 flu season cases : deaths in the United States: 15,000,000+ : 8,200+ 2019-2020 coronavirus cases : deaths in the United States: 5 : 0 If you're actively trying to avoid Asian people over this, just admit that you're a racist xenophobe.

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  16. 31. sij

    UK yesterday vs UK today.

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    31. sij

    It just keeps getting worse the longer I look at it

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  18. 31. sij

    Hey screw you.

    I worked with other senators to make sure that we have the right to ask for more documents and witnesses, but there is no need for more evidence to prove something that has already been proven and that does not meet the U.S. Constitution’s high bar for an impeachable offense.1/15
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  19. 31. sij

    "I feel like you've seen the porn, Jeff."

    Interviewer: "I see here there's a 2 year gap in your resume, what were you doing?" Wrong answers only.
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    29. sij

    dear queer & trans zine-makers: i would like to purchase your creations for the Tretter Collection in GLBT Studies at the Univ. of Minnesota. (Especially interested in zines by QTBIPOC and midwesterners.) If you have a zine you'd like to tell me about, please reply to this tweet!

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  21. 30. sij

    Addendum: People with more music education than me have pointed out that my explanation of "why clapping on 1 and 3 is undesirable" is somewhat lacking. In the interest of brevity, I won't continue to ramble, but please know that my explanation above is perhaps inadequate.

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