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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy
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Founder of the Midnight Society. Genderfluid transvestite goblin 
He/Him, She/Her. One (1) x Hugo Nominee. Repp'd by &
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I'm back from the Astral plane and I now know my cats' secret wizard names 🐈👩🍳
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me, having 2 hot tweets ever: i'm a real renaissance man
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It’s inevitable that some people will despise what you write, so you might as well find joy in writing the most depraved, f*cked up, disturbing stories you possibly can while they stay mad
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if y'all are replyin to this, you best be posting pictures of your wizard cats
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i'm super high right now so don't let me forget these incredible spiritual truths when i next sober post
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you might also think of them as two brash warriors at an uneasy truce. do you prefer to think of your cats as warriors or warlocks? a great question to ask
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Having two cats living in your house is like two tiny little all-powerful evil warlocks locked in an uneasy alliance to betray and kill their dark master
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I'm the only good Gen Xer because i lived overseas for my whole childhood so my brain still works even today
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yeah this scans
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Lead is sequestered in the bones like calcium in childhood and is released as bone density drops with age. Hang on to your butts, GenX is about to wild the fuck out.
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rowling's been awful quiet lately. whats up with that
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The left offers real solutions to poverty, homelessness, mental illness and addiction. The right offers more of the same, plus impunity for people like Penny.
Centrists are blurring this *very obvious* distinction and promoting failed, police-led "fixes" that will make it worse.
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lol lmao
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".. The Metaverse is now headed to the tech industry's graveyard of failed ideas. .. arguably one of the most historic failures in tech history."
@edzitron $META
businessinsider.com/metaverse-dead
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at this point, you have to assume that republicans are just the aliens from They Live, nothing else makes sense
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For more than 30 years, the EPA has banned a radioactive, cancer-causing material called phosphogypsum for use in road construction almost continuously. Now Florida Republicans have passed a bill to bring it back.
npr.org/2023/05/09/117
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what a pair of absolute nerds! really worth all those dead grandmas to pay for this moment lol
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"I kept telling them, 'I'm losing air, I can't breathe,' and one of the officers was like, 'Well, you're talking, so you can breathe.' I was like oh, it's like that."
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It’s John Brown’s birthday today. Let’s celebrate with this classic meme 🎉
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All this stuff about The Good Doctor going around makes me believe that most likely the best autistic representation we’ve ever gotten from Hollywood is when an autistic person wrote himself into a movie about the very topic that he was hyperfixated on at the time.
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i am already tired of bluesky. they need to fix that site so it recognizes line breaks! and institute a threading feature. otherwise, it's just another fuckin mastodon to me
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HE REMOVED THE COMMUNITY NOTE LMAO
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Elon Musk came to the US with no money & graduated with over $100k in debt, despite scholarships & working 2 jobs while at school.
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This is explicitly racist persecution. In practice, it means that any time a person who "looks" Chinese wants to buy property in Florida, every other party—the agent, the bank, the seller, etc.—will question whether they're even legally allowed to do so.
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For red state Rs, destroying higher education is a feature, not a bug
"This is all part of a larger goal of shifting public tax dollars from institutions that welcome a diversity of viewpoints to ones that teach only what conservatives want taught"
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You should have me on your podcast because i am NOT a sex pest. that's the karella difference!
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"There were A LOT of Disney plates on the walls and also an oil painting of Jesus Christ, beatific smile and all, holding his bloody stigmata hand out to Mickey Mouse."
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writers, if you see this tweet, you are legally obligated to reply or qrt with your favorite line that you've written so far this month 2
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The second American civil war is already well underway, and it's being fought by self-activating cells of right-wing terrorists against the civilian public who aren't even aware that they're at war.
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Megan McArdle's plan for preventing a mass shooting is worse than I remembered.
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cannery bosses getting real excited
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Iowa Becomes Second GOP-Controlled State This Year to Pass Repeal of Child Labor Protections commondreams.org/news/iowa-bill
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Like I find it genuinely horrifying that this generation of middle-aged Americans will invoke the ideology and actions of the worst reactionary genocides ever committed but all for the sake of being able to watch YouTube on the subway without interruptions. They’ll kill for that
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to give credit where it's due, i think today's college students are way smarter than college kids in my day. we were all dullards in gen x. at least some of the gen z kids actually think about the world
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as an adult, we forget how incredibly stupid college kids are. they're basically children. we just always remember ourselves as feeling very mature at that age and assume therefore that we were (we were not) and therefore college students are mature (they're not)
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ChatGPT also loves trite happy endings, so a lot of "world war II was a war and violence is always bad. in the future, we can avoid World War II by sitting down and talking with each other" which sounds very very stupid but is the sort of thing that students write all the time
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a lot of "that is to say" and "websters dictionary defines X as" and "before we look at X, we need to define X" type garbage
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people are worried about students using ChatGPT to autogenerate essays and i can tell you that ChatGPT is actually very good at generating the exact kind of essay that a failing student would write
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