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    John Arundel‏ @bitfield Oct 31

    As the junior SREs drew closer around the campfire, the engineering lead whispered "...and it turned out all the numbers in the config file were total guesswork."pic.twitter.com/BFlhUeSxQM

    9:07 AM - 31 Oct 2018
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      2. Tristan Dyer‏ @tristandyer Oct 31
        Replying to @bitfield

        -Xmx64m? It was believable until that point.

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      3. Bryan W. Wagner‏ @bryanww Nov 1
        Replying to @tristandyer @bitfield

        Maybe some random process was executing java and they wanted to effectively kill it

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      1. Tom Hallam‏ @thallam08 Nov 1
        Replying to @bitfield

        configparam=$( cat /dev/random )

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      1. Jeremiah G‏ @muchrejoicing Oct 31
        Replying to @bitfield

        Nooooo

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      2. Tom Hallam‏ @thallam08 Nov 1
        Replying to @bitfield

        The config file is wrong, some years have 13 full moons.

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      3. Tom Hallam‏ @thallam08 Nov 1
        Replying to @thallam08 @bitfield

        I suppose it did say “this year”

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      1. Marcus Eisele‏ @eiselems Nov 1
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        Could be me when a colleague casually mentioned that I have a lot of experience with thread pools, because I set it up for 1 or 2 services 😅

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      1. Karv Prime‏ @KarvPrime Oct 31
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        And thus the tale of neural network theses has been born.

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