John Arundel

@bitfield

Helps with sysadmin, devops, Puppet & Chef. Automates stuff for you, because you haven't got time. Ally.

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bitfieldconsulting.com
Joined April 2008
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    Apr 9

    How long software developers stay at their jobs.

    11:55 AM - 9 Apr 2016 · Details
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  3. 11 hours ago

    Whenever I mention cloud, people say I’m not talking enough about Azure. OK, today I’m mentioning Azure

    Heads up! east is down and it took down couple of VMs too
    36 retweets 66 likes
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    Apr 7

    I found the original script for Erlang The Movie

    2:41 PM - 7 Apr 2016 · Details
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  5. Apr 8

    Actually, it’s 2³/2²/2¹¹-2⁵. Hope this helps

    Today's 2²/2³/2⁴ if you didn't know.
    60 retweets 63 likes
  6. Apr 8

    Apache rewrites, and other things you think you understand, but you really don't.

    54 retweets 108 likes
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  8. Apr 7

    If you look carefully, you might spot the Puppet Beginner’s Guide (available now from quality booksellers, I hear)

    It takes a Community: We are Puppet
    1 retweet 17 likes
  9. Apr 7

    Who controls your software updates? That’s the key question in the epic xscreensaver debate

    16 retweets 17 likes
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    Apr 7

    11:01 AM - 7 Apr 2016 · Details
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    Apr 7

    “You can tell the age of a company by counting the number of half-baked documentation projects. Like counting tree rings”

    74 retweets 80 likes
  12. Apr 7

    Well, sure. First you’ll need a satellite…

    These StackOverflow questions are getting out of control...
    20 retweets 20 likes
  13. Apr 7

    Sin comentarios

    Para bailar la lambda Para bailar la lambda Se necesita una f de x una f de x Ano ni ma mi, Ano ni ma, ay arriba, ay arriba
    14 retweets 18 likes
  14. Apr 6

    Every conference should treat its speakers this well

    tl;dr: Your Talk Is Accepted✨ in which I annotate a tech conf speaker acceptance letter for the curious/interested:
    6 retweets 13 likes
  15. Apr 6

    TIL Rackspace intercepts outgoing DNS queries (even to non-RS servers) and returns internal IP addresses instead. What the hell, Rackspace?

    52 retweets 44 likes
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    Apr 5

    A linux sysadmin walks into a pharmacy. "ephedrine?" "I can't serve you that." "sudoephedrine" "There you go"

    2,247 retweets 2,363 likes
  17. Apr 6

    Unfair, but hilarious. “Sir, we are at launch! Turn your key, sir!”

    4chan on text editors
    31 retweets 37 likes
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    Apr 3

    How a career in technical writing ruined me as a letter writer

    8:48 AM - 3 Apr 2016 · Details
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    Apr 5

    I like to call it "Astrology for Business"

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  20. Apr 5

    Myers-Briggs is basically nonsense (sorry-not-sorry if this shatters your faith in your MBTI)

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  21. Apr 5

    Well, this is awkward

    Instead of a number, if you supply a command in backticks over UDP, the security doors execute them as root.
    51 retweets 35 likes

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