John Arundel

@bitfield

Helps with sysadmin, devops, Puppet & Chef. Automates stuff for you, because you haven't got time. Ally.

Cornwall
Joined April 2008

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  2. Whenever I mention cloud, people say I’m not talking enough about Azure. OK, today I’m mentioning Azure

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    I found the original script for Erlang The Movie

  4. Actually, it’s 2³/2²/2¹¹-2⁵. Hope this helps

  5. Apache rewrites, and other things you think you understand, but you really don't.

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      Interested in bioinformatics, curation, coffee and text-mining. Not in that order. PhD in Drosophila neuroscience. Tweets are my own, not employers.

  7. If you look carefully, you might spot the Puppet Beginner’s Guide (available now from quality booksellers, I hear)

  8. Who controls your software updates? That’s the key question in the epic xscreensaver debate

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    “You can tell the age of a company by counting the number of half-baked documentation projects. Like counting tree rings”

  11. Well, sure. First you’ll need a satellite…

  12. Every conference should treat its speakers this well

  13. TIL Rackspace intercepts outgoing DNS queries (even to non-RS servers) and returns internal IP addresses instead. What the hell, Rackspace?

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    A linux sysadmin walks into a pharmacy. "ephedrine?" "I can't serve you that." "sudoephedrine" "There you go"

  15. Unfair, but hilarious. “Sir, we are at launch! Turn your key, sir!”

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    How a career in technical writing ruined me as a letter writer

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    I like to call it "Astrology for Business"

  18. Myers-Briggs is basically nonsense (sorry-not-sorry if this shatters your faith in your MBTI)

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