Chris Allen     (CEO, Anarchy Inc.)

@bitemyapp

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Aug 14

    Sidebar: treat your pets as if they're going to get uplifted without your consent at some unknown point in the future.

    I was looking forward to dog uplift and being able to have a chat with Papu and Jack but if dogs talking means they're going to speak like their mother was a fed a steady diet of lead maybe we don't uplift them.
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  2. Retweeted
    15 hours ago

    literally emanating rage heat as I write my 47th cover letter

    jfk’s harvard application essay sounds like you asked a 3rd grader what he wants to be when he grows up
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  3. Retweeted
    23 hours ago

    Counterintuitive truth: Constant, undeserved praise will turn someone into a villian just as certainly as whipping them like a junkyard dog.

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    41 minutes ago

    Minotaurs don't really get the admiration they deserve. The most famous minotaur spent his time cutting would-be heroes in half, you never really consider how valuable a function that is.

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    12 hours ago

    who needs a kanban board when you can just throw your computer in the fucking trash

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    17 hours ago

    did I just read tensorflow dot js or am i hallucinating

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    2 hours ago

    Never ask permission to do your job correctly.

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  8. Retweeted
    11 hours ago

    You can tell a lot about an employee by the number of people who are hired to replace them when they leave.

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  9. Retweeted
    17 hours ago
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    Income taxes, applications for various kinds of aid, medical history recreated from scratch at every Dr appt, executing a will, banking. I'm 33, this is what I've run into w my dad so far

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    18 hours ago

    I’ve been radicalized about this by my mother’s dementia. As her effective IQ sank, it became obvious how many institutions make life so difficult for lower-IQ people, completely unnecessarily. But, indeed, often to the benefit of the high-IQ.

    Many high-IQ people collude (subconsciously) to make society as confusing & complicated as possible to lower-IQ people. It's taboo to discuss this 'cognitive oppression', because discussing IQ differences is taboo. Interesting how convenient that is for the cognitive elite
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    12 hours ago

    Even if withdrawing into a virtual world is "incorrect" from a touchy-feely growth of the species perspective, it is actually objectively correct from the individual's perspective when faced with an abhorrent external world. If you want people to decocoon, yelling won't get it.

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  12. Retweeted
    11 hours ago

    twitter is showing me adverts for nuclear fuel rods; what the heck, i don’t operate a nuclear reactor...

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    12 hours ago

    Von Neumann’s favorite story. In Berlin, during World War I, a man stands with a placard: “The Kaiser is an idiot.” When the police arrest him, he says, “I’m referring to the Austrian Kaiser.” And the police response is: “You can’t fool us. We know who the idiot is.”

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    16 hours ago

    Tarao is a hairy-legged fish, inspired by a Bruegel etching, and was the mascot for Babel, an exhibition of renaissance art that toured Japan last year.

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    16 hours ago

    this

    Consulting: Telling people what not to do, watching them do it anyway, and then dealing with aftermath as if you made the decision.
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  16. 16 hours ago

    apart from pan-cooked steak, cast iron skillets are wildly overrated

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    19 hours ago

    genius media types: tech is bad because htey dont recognize major social science findings me, a total retard: good

    Attempt to replicate major social scientific findings of past decade fails
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    23 hours ago

    a freshman laughing at the idea of a grown man asking if he has hands is the correct attitude to have in intro to philosophy

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  19. Retweeted
    22 hours ago

    me, quietly: decentralization, now!!

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  20. Retweeted
    Aug 26
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    I made my cat one too.

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  21. Retweeted
    Aug 25

    I made her a fort and she immediately sat in it

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