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    Mike Birbiglia‏Verified account @birbigs 3 Aug 2016

    Suicide Squad has machine gun killings and bombings and got a PG-13 rating. @Dontthinkmovie gets an R because adults smoke pot. Confusing?

    12:25 PM - 3 Aug 2016
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      2. ((((Peter Sagal))))‏Verified account @petersagal 3 Aug 2016
        Replying to @birbigs @dontthinkmovie

        You should have had Tami kill a guy with her pipe.

        1 reply 0 retweets 11 likes
      3. Mike Birbiglia‏Verified account @birbigs 3 Aug 2016
        Replying to @petersagal @dontthinkmovie

        @Tambone Tami? The sequel?

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      4. ((((Peter Sagal))))‏Verified account @petersagal 3 Aug 2016
        Replying to @birbigs @dontthinkmovie @Tambone

        Don't Think Twice: Civil War

        1 reply 0 retweets 19 likes
      5. Mike Birbiglia‏Verified account @birbigs 3 Aug 2016
        Replying to @petersagal @dontthinkmovie @Tambone

        Don't Think Twice: Havana Nights

        5 replies 0 retweets 65 likes
      6. Linda Holmes‏Verified account @nprmonkeysee 3 Aug 2016
        Replying to @birbigs @petersagal and

        THIS IS ICE COLD

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
      7. Mike Birbiglia‏Verified account @birbigs 3 Aug 2016
        Replying to @nprmonkeysee @petersagal and

        IT'S A HUGE COMPLIMENT.

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      2. Krister Johnson‏Verified account @KristerJohnson 3 Aug 2016
        Replying to @birbigs @dontthinkmovie

        But wait are they killing bad guys?

        2 replies 0 retweets 19 likes
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    1. Matthew A. Cherry‏Verified account @MatthewACherry 3 Aug 2016
      Replying to @birbigs @dontthinkmovie

      There was nothing R-Rated about your movie. That's insane.

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    2. Scott Beggs‏Verified account @scottmbeggs 4 Aug 2016
      Replying to @birbigs

      Maybe try smoking pot while blowing something up?

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      2. Dylan Reeve‏Verified account @DylanReeve 3 Aug 2016
        Replying to @birbigs @dontthinkmovie

        Yeah, @TickledMovie got an R for language. I think its highest rating outside US is 15+

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
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      2. Matt  🐈 💨‏ @matthistory 3 Aug 2016
        Replying to @birbigs @dontthinkmovie

        guns don't kill people...weed kills people with guns...or something.

        1 reply 8 retweets 110 likes
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      2. regularguy‏ @regularguy 3 Aug 2016
        Replying to @birbigs @dontthinkmovie

        Come on, the R has to be so kids don't fall into a life of improv.

        1 reply 2 retweets 31 likes
      3. Viktor Engholm‏ @Viktormon 3 Aug 2016
        Replying to @regularguy @birbigs @dontthinkmovie

        THINK OF THE CHILDREN

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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    3. Finger Taints‏ @ArtIsMyPorn 3 Aug 2016
      Replying to @birbigs

      @daveccher @dontthinkmovie will smith brings the average down cuz he's rated G

      0 replies 3 retweets 22 likes
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      2. John English‏ @jermsguy 7 Aug 2016
        Replying to @birbigs @smilingldsgirl @dontthinkmovie

        No F words?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Rachel Wagner‏ @smilingldsgirl 7 Aug 2016
        Replying to @jermsguy @birbigs @dontthinkmovie

        I think there's one in SS. Crazy to me that's worse than gun violence

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. John English‏ @jermsguy 7 Aug 2016
        Replying to @smilingldsgirl

        There's been gun violence since Tom Mix. Depends how they do it.

        3 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Rachel Wagner‏ @smilingldsgirl 7 Aug 2016
        Replying to @jermsguy

        Just some language to me is much less a problem than violence or sensuality pg13s get away with

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. John English‏ @jermsguy 7 Aug 2016
        Replying to @smilingldsgirl

        Yeah, I just know how the MPAA is. Three or more F-words = automatic R.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      7. Rachel Wagner‏ @smilingldsgirl 7 Aug 2016
        Replying to @jermsguy

        that's so dumb to me

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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