Bipedal Programmer

@bipedalprog

Code, test and deploy. While standing.

Harrison, Ohio, USA
Vrijeme pridruživanja: studeni 2014.

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    3. velj

    Never underestimate the power of a hot shower, clean sheets, and a long nap.

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    prije 24 sata

    My husband has recently discovered that he's a coffee snob. Husband: I think I'd like a grinder. 12yo: Download it from the app store Me: Husband: 12yo:

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    I'm excited for palindrome day

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    Worry about the things that are likely to kill you rather than the shit in the news.

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    31. sij

    It's interesting how we use "mentoring" as a bandaid to help women survive bad work environments and what kind of human potential would we unlock if we started addressing the work environments instead?

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    If you're mad about the state of impeachment, just think: If Democrats had turned out just 2% more total voters across TX, FL, IN & MO in 2018 and elected O'Rourke, Nelson, Donnelly & McCaskill, we would be controlling the narrative in the Senate. Votes matter. Mobilize.

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    Understand, don't memorize. 🧠

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    31. sij

    Fun fact: "If you can't measure it, you can't manage it" is a misquote. I know, I got it wrong for *years* too! The full Deming quote is actually: “It is wrong to suppose that if you can't measure it, you can't manage it – a costly myth.”

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    26. sij

    WE HAVE A BLACK DR WHO. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. WE HAVE A BLACK, FEMALE DR WHO!!!

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    And confirms the widely speculated theory that he is an weak minded fool enthusiastically in support of a fascist regime dismantling our democracy. Or he is an absolute dumb ass. Ain’t no middle ground here.

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    25. sij

    "If the present generation or any other, are disposed to be slaves, it does not lessen the right of the succeeding generation to be free" - Thomas Paine

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    23. sij

    MAGA world informs me Adam Schiff is really, really dumb and is going to prison! Brain inhibitors are a koolaid additive; I wish birth control were.

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    22. sij

    Lead Manager Adam Schiff starts his opening statement today with a quote from Alexander Hamilton (see below) and saying: "Hamilton seems to have predicted the rise of Donald Trump with staggering prescience."

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    20. sij

    My doctor wrote me a prescription for dailysex... But my wife insists it meant dyslexia.

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    20. sij

    “Mom, are mermaids real?” he asks, looking up from a book. She tries to say no. Nothing comes out. She is thinking about the other story, the one he doesn’t know yet: How he had a sister, how she loved the water, how love did not save her. He tries to comfort her as she weeps.

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    19. sij

    Babies born today will turn 18 on January 19, 2038, the first date when time becomes unrepresentable using a standard 32-bit unsigned Unix timestamp. It's not far off.

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    18. sij

    This might make hardcore devs mad, but a lot of software dev is like a MacGuyver episode. There’s a problem and a tight deadline. There are a handful of things around you can use. Those get pulled together and used. Problem solved. On to the next one. Don’t look back.

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