Technologically superior aliens, if you're monitoring twitter for some reason, I am ready to betray my species, I'm your guy, whatever you need, consider it done
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Don't sweat it, just say it was russian hackers.
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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