Stock options? Bet. How much do you want?
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Get you a girl who plays 3 stocks, 8 minutes, and doesn't smash balls
You want to date a doctor???
The snapping sound of a surgical glove makes me feel a special kind of way
I want a friend with benefits but with netflix, Hulu and Amazon Prime.
Im stealing this joke
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