No matter what happens tonight, I just want Mitch McConnell to know that I hate him. ❤️
billy eichner
@billyeichner
4x Emmy nom for Billy on the Street. Star/co-writer of the new comedy BROS from Universal and Judd Apatow. Bros is now streaming on Amazon and On Demand.
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GUN CONTROL NOW. ENOUGH ALREADY. GROW THE FUCK UP. THE AVERAGE PERSON DOESN'T NEED A FUCKING MACHINE GUN. ENOUGH ALREADY. ENOUGH. ENOUGH.
Oh shit sorry guys I just have to drop my daughters off in another country real quick and I’ll be right back
LET’S GO LESBIANS, LET’S GO!!!
IF YOU’RE 18 OR OVER AND YOU HAVE TIME TO DRESS UP FOR HALLOWEEN, YOU HAVE TIME TO VOTE.
Trump is barely human. He is the worst we have to offer. He is lacking emotion, empathy and real compassion. He is a monster. twitter.com/2020fight/stat
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What an exhausting, sickening, distracting waste of 4 years.
I simply can't believe there are still people in this country who would rather see a child thrown into foster care than be given to loving LGBT parents. It is incomprehensible.
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Bill making it legal to ban gays & lesbians from adopting passes in Georgia bit.ly/2ENLwAC
Call me old fashioned but I personally think a President committing treason is worse than lying about a blow job.
THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES HAS OVER A DOZEN SEXUAL HARASSMENT ACCUSERS AND NO ONE SEEMS TO CARE. SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS SAYS THEY'RE *ALL* LYING.
All of this for Donald Trump. A fucking clown if there ever was one. What a country.
Trans women are women. Trans men are men. Non binary people are non binary. And I will never understand why some people are bothered by this. Life is short. Let people be who they are. It doesn’t concern you!!!
Take a deep breath and just be grateful that you’re not as painfully stupid as this woman is.
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Republicans announced they were replacing RBG 1 hour after it was announced she DIED. I wouldn’t worry so much about being “nice.”
The President of the United States saying that our Vice President would love to hang all gay people. Evil pieces of shit.
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When the conversation in a meeting turned to gay rights, Donald Trump motioned toward Mike Pence and joked: nyer.cm/duItLH7
Kevin Spacey has just invented something that has never existed before: a bad time to come out.
Thank you to all the working class Trump voters who will get crushed by the new tax bill but who's vote just bought me a new swimming pool! You're all welcome to come over and use it! (Warning: there are a LOT of gay guys in the pool).
Did not imagine a world where they were able to indict Aunt Becky before Donald Trump.
Win or lose, Trump made our world uglier. I don't want any reality shows from him after this, no cutesy late night sketches. I want nothing.
Dear Green Party: Can you PLEASE wait to make your symbolic votes at a time when our government isn’t being overrun by white supremacists??? Come @ me I don’t care.
Well I'm inviting Keaton to the Golden Globes and making him sit with the cast of Get Out.
Sarah Huckabee Sanders lies to the American people almost every day and defends the lies, incompetence and cruel behavior of the most unqualified and embarrassing President in modern times. You think the jokes last night were harsh? Wait until history has its way with her.
Well yes a White Supremecist would say that.
There are no women here twitter.com/StarkTTT/statu
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I miss NYC. ❤️
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Please, please, please let me never turn into a person who needs publicity so badly that I endorse racism, misogyny, homophobia, corruption and self-loathing.
To those who say actors shouldn't talk about politics: you better not talk about the Super Bowl today. Only PROFESSIONAL ATHLETES should talk about sports!!!!
This is the entirety of the Personal Life section on my Wikipedia page.
BETO, WE LOVE YOU. YOU’RE A SUPERSTAR. NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS, THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING!!!!
So, you're all gonna vote from now on, right? Cause none of these tweets mean anything if you don't actually get off your ass and go vote.
BIG NEWS: MOVE OVER, GRACE AND FRANKIE! BILLY ON THE STREET IS COMING TO FOR THE FIRST TIME NOV 1st!!!!! FOUR SEASONS OF CHAOS AND JOY!!! SAY IT WITH ME NOW: LET’S GO LESBIANS, LET’S GO!!!!!!!!
Um she asked him not to make fun of disabled people and advocated for the freedom of the press and the arts you fucking moron twitter.com/meghanmccain/s
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THE MEASLES ARE BACK AND SO ARE THE JONAS BROTHERS! LET'S GO!!!!!
It’s Paul Rudd’s birthday today. He is - I’m not joking - 88.
People following OJ on here: Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you?
I’m warning you right now if you fire me/cancel me/boycott me from any of my silly entertainment jobs I will simply run for public office, where ANYTHING GOES!
Wow!! Congratulations of Colorado who just became the first openly gay man to be elected Governor in US History!!! 🌈🌈🌈
If Obama had found the cure to cancer Trump wouldn't let us use it.
Ruth Bader Ginsberg is about to bust into the room and punch this motherfucker in the face.
Shouldn't we hold the President of the United States to the same standards we hold JEREMY PIVEN???
This racist asshole running away from a news reporter today. Just wait til I'm back on the street and I ask him about MAMMA MIA 2. Prepare yourself, bitch.
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The lawyer who threatened to call immigration enforcement on workers at a Manhattan cafe earlier this week sprinted away from an NBC News reporter earlier today 4.nbcny.com/EDK3Uvt
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Harvey Weinstein was fired. So what are we going to do about the sexual predator in the White House? Just keep letting him run the country?
oh my god you know what would be so much fun right now the vaccine
No one should have a child who’s not prepared to have a child that’s LGBT. That means you’re not ready to be a parent. Not a good one anyhow. So if ur someone who’d be “disappointed” by that, you have a lot of work to do on yourself before bringing a human being into the world. twitter.com/CarmineSabia/s
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I don't care about his pathetic tweets anymore. Let's focus on flipping districts a year from now in the Midterms and then voting this piece of garbage out in 2020.
I FOUND MY CHILDREN!!! twitter.com/glurmgler/stat
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Because I love her and think she has ALL the qualities of a great leader, as well as a healing way of communicating that this country so desperately needs, I’m voting for . Do with this info what you will. I’m not a perfect person & I once lied about seeing Wicked.
Stay home as much as you can my friends. I’m a native New Yorker - we define ourselves by being defiant in these situations. This is NOT a time for defiance. This wasn’t a terrorist attack. It’s a pandemic. DON’T BE STUPID.
HERE IT IS!!!! New BILLY ON THE STREET with !!!! Watch Lin and I hit the street to find out if ANYBODY IS HAPPY.
What an utterly bizarre, offensive and embarrassing thing for America that this is still a headline in 2019. It’s surreal.
If u can support a fertilized egg can't you also support the life of a living, breathing woman, gay person, Muslim, immigrant or refugee?
WHY IS THE PRESIDENT ALLOWED TO LIE MULTIPLE TIMES A DAY WITHOUT ANY REPERCUSSIONS
Last night I snuck in and sat in the back of a sold out theater playing BROS in LA. The audience howled with laughter start to finish, burst into applause at the end, and some were wiping away tears as they walked out. It was truly magical. Really. I am VERY proud of this movie.
GET YOUR FICTIONAL HATEFUL BIBLE STORIES AND YOUR FAKE FICTIONAL RELIGIOUS BULLSHIT OUT OF OUR FUCKING LIVES. FUCK YOU.
How any serious journalist or news outlet could cover this Kanye West nonsense instead of climate change, voter suppression in Georgia or any number of issues that actually matter and not this fucking bullshit pr stunt by a narcissistic pop star I’ll never know. Shameful.
Republicans are now officially pro-pedophile.
IF ANYONE FROM THE IN MEMORIUM IS STILL ALIVE PLEASE LET US KNOW
Where's the next mass shooting gonna be? Any guesses? Should we try to do anything we can to prevent it? No? Ok cool. Good luck out there!
This was the original title of Billy on the Street but we thought it was too long twitter.com/jpbrammer/stat
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I’m not a religious person but I do believe that Lindsay Graham, Orrin Hatch and Mitch McConnell are going to hell.
STAY IN LINE. STAY IN LINE NO MATTER WHAT. If the line is long, it’s raining, you’re bored, you’re tired, please hear me shouting at you in your head Billy on the Street style and STAY IN LINE! EVERY VOTE COUNTS. WE NEED YOUR VOTE.
Now LET’S VOTE, LESBIANS, LET’S VOTE!!!!!
Today is a day for joy but I do need to get one thing off my chest. FUCK MIKE AND KAREN PENCE!!!!!!!!! 🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈
Trump won cause while an intelligent woman was trying to tell us about Russian ties u complained about her presentation & here we are again
I get to sing Hakuna Matata with Childish Gambino and everything is completely insane
We are so far beyond satire in so many ways.
Congratulations , an openly gay Native American woman who just flipped a seat blue in KANSAS!!! 🌈🌈🌈
If I see even one man at the Oscars tonight, I'll be furious.
IT'S HERE!!! BILLY ON THE STREET with EMMA STONE!!!!!!!! BILLY'S BACK!!!!! #BillyontheStreet
Someone please explain to Donald Trump how the Senate works and how the government works and how vaginas work and also Russia
We talk a lot about race, rightfully. We talk a lot about homophobia, rightfully. But this country needs an equally vigorous conversation about its deeply ingrained misogyny. It is blindingly clear at this point - among Democrats, among Republicans, among everyone.
I know there’s a lot going on but I need you to know that Josh Hawley named one of his children BLAISE.
Thinking of all the people watching the coup with their Christmas trees still up.
Once you're done reading about Roseanne anal sex-shaming, Stormy Daniels calling her a twat and DJ Khaled not eating pussy, there is a wonderful Ruth Bader Ginsberg documentary out today
The fact that Trump said Proud Boys should “stand by” is one of the most disgusting, dangerous things that could have possibly been said. What a vile, racist bitch. Vote this motherfucker out.
Ted Cruz doing clumsy Trump cosplay is so embarrassing. Sweetie, you don’t have *it*. You are simply NOT a star! Sorry!
Um... dad???
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FUCK YOU CHRIS WALLACE I SHOULD HAVE MODERATED THIS FUCKING THING
Melania is garbage, Donald is garbage, slap his hand away, don't slap it away, who cares











