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    Bill Maher‏Verified account @billmaher Feb 5

    Can one of u real Americans lend me an OxyContin?

    7:24 PM - 5 Feb 2017
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    1,068 replies 1,708 retweets 12,125 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. Brian McFadden‏Verified account @BrianMc_Fadden Feb 5
        Replying to @billmaher

        After they lend you a comedy writer.

        5 replies 7 retweets 218 likes
      3. bill bergovoy‏ @bergovoy Feb 5
        Replying to @BrianMc_Fadden @billmaher

        im sure that hurt him /.. all the way to the bank, after you watched him

        3 replies 0 retweets 27 likes
      4. Brian McFadden‏Verified account @BrianMc_Fadden Feb 5
        Replying to @bergovoy @billmaher

        nice hat.

        1 reply 1 retweet 31 likes
      5. bill bergovoy‏ @bergovoy Feb 5
        Replying to @BrianMc_Fadden @billmaher

        thank you. I got it from bill maher's writer

        1 reply 0 retweets 30 likes
      6. 1 more reply
      1. New conversation
      2. Greg Locker‏ @TheRealGLocks Feb 5
        Replying to @billmaher

        Rush Limbaugh can.

        4 replies 1 retweet 162 likes
      3. Charles Ronald Day‏ @CharlesRonaldD3 Feb 5
        Replying to @TheRealGLocks @billmaher

        he'd never loan one to someone in need.

        0 replies 0 retweets 51 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2. Alexander McKinlay‏ @Ajohms1956 Feb 5
        Replying to @billmaher

        They only won the popular score. The electoral college gives it to Atlanta.

        1 reply 10 retweets 88 likes
      3. dave‏ @soft_btw Feb 5
        Replying to @Ajohms1956 @billmaher

        no this is backwards. the popular vote is the side contest that doesn't matter.

        1 reply 0 retweets 16 likes
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      2. Angela Leong‏ @ANGELAHLEONG Feb 5
        Replying to @billmaher

        it sucks 2 b a loser huh? This a 4shadow of what's come. Better get used it.

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. g gabel‏ @geegabel Feb 5
        Replying to @ANGELAHLEONG @billmaher

        you're the real reason why a woman will have to wait to get into "office," you dimwit. #grammar/clueless/absurd

        2 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
      4. johnny joe buckovicz‏ @JohnyJoBukovicz Feb 6
        Replying to @geegabel @ANGELAHLEONG @billmaher

        only liberals vote based on race & gender. They are the true bigots.

        1 reply 1 retweet 3 likes
      5. g gabel‏ @geegabel Feb 6
        Replying to @JohnyJoBukovicz @ANGELAHLEONG

        @billmaherJohny Jo? I can't...#readabook #beholdthevillageidiot

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. johnny joe buckovicz‏ @JohnyJoBukovicz Feb 6
        Replying to @geegabel @ANGELAHLEONG

        you basically proved my point by saying you voted for someone based on genitals. #libtard

        1 reply 2 retweets 2 likes
      7. Angela Leong‏ @ANGELAHLEONG Feb 7
        Replying to @JohnyJoBukovicz @geegabel

        were u looking in a mirror when you called me dimwit and @JohnyjoBukovicz villageidiot? If you were, I most definitely concur.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      8. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2. King Of All Blacks‏ @asktheking Feb 5
        Replying to @billmaher

        your HBO show is Brilliant me and my 11 year old daughter watch you every Friday #tradition

        4 replies 1 retweet 21 likes
      3. Tammi Bellew‏ @tbellew818 Feb 6
        Replying to @asktheking @billmaher

        should be considered child abuse.

        1 reply 0 retweets 12 likes
      4. Lindsey Dunham‏ @politicat81 Feb 6
        Replying to @tbellew818 @asktheking @billmaher

        No, you're thinking of religion.

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
      5. End of conversation
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      2. Patty123‏ @Patty123 Feb 5
        Replying to @billmaher

        Trump will take credit for the win

        2 replies 1 retweet 52 likes
      3. #ImpeachCNN‏ @ShillForHillary Feb 5
        Replying to @Patty123 @billmaher

        It's the Trump effect. Embrace it. :)pic.twitter.com/BQy3ggACZN

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        1 reply 0 retweets 19 likes
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