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    20 hours ago

    . Q&A ahead of show: ‘What’s good for comedy is bad for America’

    12:15 PM - 10 Sep 2015 · Details
    73 retweets 211 favorites
  2. Sep 9

    You can be a religious martyr, but U can't expect to keep your job. Cuz that's the thing about a job - you have to do it.

    2,914 retweets 4,895 favorites
  3. Sep 7

    makes 80k. Avg income in Rowan County: $13,888. Forget Brokeback Mt, the people of Rowan County are the ones getting assfucked.

    2,974 retweets 4,478 favorites
  4. retweeted
    Sep 3

    Enter for the chance to meet comedian Bill Maher at his Oct. 24 show at The Pearl in Vegas:

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    10:38 AM - 3 Sep 2015 · Details
    60 retweets 170 favorites
  5. Sep 2

    Memo to : "Faith" is just an OPINION. That your old book of ghost stories and recipes is 'the word of god' is just an OPINION.

    1,255 retweets 2,477 favorites
  6. Sep 2

    Turkey under Erdogan has been on my last nerve for a while, but jailing 3 journalists is WAY over the line. now!

    906 retweets 1,127 favorites
  7. Sep 1

    $71 billion spent on rebuilding Gulf Coast/ New Orleans in last 10 yrs. And worth it! We now have almost full employment for trombonists

    356 retweets 915 favorites
  8. Aug 31

    OMG Trump and Palin are a team now! As foretold in Revelations.

    2,495 retweets 4,421 favorites
  9. Aug 31

    Since all serial criminals are always known by 3 names, I say we call him Bill Wayne Cosby. Let's get it started, people:

    643 retweets 1,190 favorites
  10. Aug 30

    So glad New Orleans 10 years after Katrina is back to what it once was:America's premiere location for sorority girls to vomit off a balcony

    754 retweets 1,841 favorites
  11. Aug 29

    Man, just has no luck. She went out to dinner tonight, and her server was wiped.

    449 retweets 1,085 favorites
  12. Aug 28

    : & Debate:

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    Aug 28

    Tonight join and on with . 10PM on .

    104 retweets 229 favorites
  14. Aug 26

    Was just in Roanoke Saturday night playing a stand-up show - a warm, welcoming, good-humored community. Heartfelt condolences.

    307 retweets 1,273 favorites
  15. Aug 25

    Since 50 North Korean subs slipped out of port and vanished this week, maybe there are better things to look into than Hillary's e mails

    2,251 retweets 3,396 favorites
  16. Aug 25

    As a resident of Cali,this is not good news about pumping so much groundwater the state is sinking.Altho it does make Tom Cruise look taller

    424 retweets 1,133 favorites
  17. Aug 24

    Glad N and S Korea have walked it back a bit, the ladies at my nail salon were Freaking!

    403 retweets 1,200 favorites
  18. Aug 21

    I'll just say this about this awful, disgusting story: I will NEVER EVER eat at Subway again!! Because I never ate at Subway before.

    466 retweets 1,321 favorites
  19. Aug 17

    Trump on Jesus: "He's not a Savior. He's a Savior because he was crucified. I like Saviors who weren't crucified."

    2,603 retweets 4,213 favorites
  20. Aug 15

    I put some of the yellow water from the Colorado River spill on my brown lawn and now its a lovely color between mahogany and John Boehner

    1,089 retweets 2,776 favorites

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