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    . Q&A ahead of show: ‘What’s good for comedy is bad for America’

  2. You can be a religious martyr, but U can't expect to keep your job. Cuz that's the thing about a job - you have to do it.

  3. makes 80k. Avg income in Rowan County: $13,888. Forget Brokeback Mt, the people of Rowan County are the ones getting assfucked.

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    Enter for the chance to meet comedian Bill Maher at his Oct. 24 show at The Pearl in Vegas:

  5. Memo to : "Faith" is just an OPINION. That your old book of ghost stories and recipes is 'the word of god' is just an OPINION.

  6. Turkey under Erdogan has been on my last nerve for a while, but jailing 3 journalists is WAY over the line. now!

  7. $71 billion spent on rebuilding Gulf Coast/ New Orleans in last 10 yrs. And worth it! We now have almost full employment for trombonists

  8. OMG Trump and Palin are a team now! As foretold in Revelations.

  9. Since all serial criminals are always known by 3 names, I say we call him Bill Wayne Cosby. Let's get it started, people:

  10. So glad New Orleans 10 years after Katrina is back to what it once was:America's premiere location for sorority girls to vomit off a balcony

  11. Man, just has no luck. She went out to dinner tonight, and her server was wiped.

  12. : & Debate:

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    Tonight join and on with . 10PM on .

  14. Was just in Roanoke Saturday night playing a stand-up show - a warm, welcoming, good-humored community. Heartfelt condolences.

  15. Since 50 North Korean subs slipped out of port and vanished this week, maybe there are better things to look into than Hillary's e mails

  16. As a resident of Cali,this is not good news about pumping so much groundwater the state is sinking.Altho it does make Tom Cruise look taller

  17. Glad N and S Korea have walked it back a bit, the ladies at my nail salon were Freaking!

  18. I'll just say this about this awful, disgusting story: I will NEVER EVER eat at Subway again!! Because I never ate at Subway before.

  19. Trump on Jesus: "He's not a Savior. He's a Savior because he was crucified. I like Saviors who weren't crucified."

  20. I put some of the yellow water from the Colorado River spill on my brown lawn and now its a lovely color between mahogany and John Boehner

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