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  1. Hey look who else i found down here while scavenging on the beach, 'ol beachcomber Larry!

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  2. Of course i had to take jeff to pay tribute to the King of this island...

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  3. Happy New Year!

  4. On the party bus heading over to the gig. Thats right i said party bus!

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  5. Happy new year everybody! Still on the beach here in Hawaii with Spade and Ross. Oh, its gonna be funny tonight

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  6. "Mr. Cosby, good luck to you sir," the judge told him. WTF?? Good luck with what, more rape? Is anyone not a moron anymore?

  7. Don't forget we're back January 15th!

  8. Happy birthday, , you amoral putz, who keeps going up in the race - that's the Republicans for ya, the shit rises to the top

  9. And some of these people - oy. Frank must be spinning. Is there such a thing as DISowning a song?

  10. Watchin Sinatra100: Do country singers need to wear a cowboy hat w/ a tuxedo? Ur Garth Brooks, ur..other country guy, we get it, ur rednecks

  11. Dr. Ben looked bad last night: Look everybody, I studied up, I know what a Shiite is now! And Trump didn't know what nuclear triad meant. Oy

  12. Now that 1st 96 hours of the debate r over, quick question:a president's 1st job - keeping the ppl safe?Cuz they've been kinda vague on that

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    Pre-sale tickets are on sale NOW to An Evening with Bill Maher live in Sacramento this Valentine's Day! Code: BILL4

  14. L A now? When are cops gonna get it: U can't just shoot people in the street! Folks have cameras now! Jeez, what were they doing BEFORE?

  15. Ted Cruz is like a "Survivor" winner: forms an alliance with Trump only to lull him into getting killed off. Never forget,

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    Pre-sale tickets are on sale NOW to An Evening with live at Marin Center on March 26th. Code: RBP

  17. Oh I see, they believed the baby wld go to paradise too if they did the attack. Sure. C what we mean about bad ideas leading to bad actions?

  18. Steven Weinberg said that, and that's how you get ppl who "always acted normal" (don't they always?) dropping a baby off to go to a massacre

  19. "W/ or w/out religion U wld have good ppl doing good things & evil ppl doing evil thingsBut 4 good ppl to do evil things that take religion"

  20. Stop comparing random shooters to Islamic terrorists. Apples & Oranges. One is bent on acquiring WMD to set off in America. End. of. Story.

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