Bill Barol

@billbarol

Writer: The New Yorker, Boing Boing, Fast Company, Time, Newsweek, Fortune, Forbes and others. Also:

Santa Monica, CA
Joined March 2008

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  1. Email from Amazon: "We've received your latest order, but seriously, man, we can't watch you do this to yourself."

  2. Business Insider (of all places) has the ticktock on the Deandre Jordan thing.

  3. I want to get in on this "Cool about the flag, but can we talk about guns now" meme.

  4. ICYMI: Further excerpts from Harper Lee's "Go Set a Watchman."

  5. ...remember, kids, if you really want to score the followers, obscure Polaroid jokes are the key! (2/2)

  6. You know who else didn't like 's all-noir Fridays? That's right. You know.

  7. Totally agree. And Malcolm Barrett, doing a hard job beautifully, gets the MVP.

  8. The thing about a national joke (you know the guy I mean) is you can stop telling it, and people will forget about it. Let's all try that.

  9. This new design for an airplane cabin makes me wonder who's #2-infinity on the Most Despised Industries list.

  10. It's true that the move, while it's legal under league rules, is also distasteful. You know, like the Hack-a-Jordan.

  11. A s a resident of Santa Monica, all I can really say to this is {NEVER STOPS SCREAMING}

  12. Who's going to be the first well-sourced writer to do the tick-tock on the Deandre Jordan thing? ? ?

  13. Hannibal Buress gets a ton of goodwill for the Cosby thing. So man, it was distressing to see how lazy and unfocused his series debut was.

  14. {Bill steeples his fingertips, murmurs “Exxxcellent.”}

  15. Reports: and senior management "declare a thumb war," intend to physically restrain Jordan's signing hand until 12:01 AM ET.

  16. ESPN reporting that are literally sitting with DJ in his house until he signs at 12:01 AM ET. I am not making this up.

  17. Wait a minute. It WORKED?

    • I love chocolate fat free frozen yogurt if it doesn't taste like Benadryl, I love the coffee at Kings' Road, and I wish I could find jeans that fit.

    • I sold 2 Chainz his second chain

  18. This is almost painfully ridiculous. Unless it works, in which case Doc’s a super-genius.

  19. Technically, Nixon was within his rights to have the crew jailed. But he didn't have to laugh at them.

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