Find someone that looks at you the way John Travolta & Lisa Kudrow look at these lottery balls.
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Going to dust this old guy off later tonight.
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We all know who the real king is.
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Rode in a Uber with a celebrity this morning
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This is the most bonkers one minute of a movie that I have ever seen
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Great performance by at #WarrenTownHall. Highly recommend watching the full thing: youtube.com/watch?v=xieUev
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If this tweet gets 100k likes I’ll get a discover card.
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‘🎶Ooh ooh I’m a rebel just for kicks yeah / something something something 1966🎶’
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What this game needs is a absolutely electric Sprite commercial. Need guys dunking and turning into liquids.
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Curtis Martin's Hall of Fame speech is unbelievable
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One of the funniest guys ever, RIP Bob Einstein.
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Spending the winter holidays with her partner (a video game enthusiast) seems like the very embodiment of this joyous season for one of the characters in this #instagramskit - that is until its (spoiler ahead) Surprise Twist!
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My dad made a slideshow about this friendship. A slideshow!!
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Followers, ASSEMBLE! Jason Saenz is a truly good person who’s suffered a sudden, catastrophic medical emergency but we can help him. If EACH of my followers just donates ONE DOLLAR? We fund his recovery TODAY. Thanks, guys. gf.me/u/n6h9n6
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I'll be giving this away tomorrow. Stay tuned...
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The Seinfeld finale aired in 1998. Twenty years later the show still has billboards promoting it. #Iconic
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When I opened up Google today, I was a bit caught by surprise when I saw Mister Rogers in place of the Google logo. So I clicked and noticed a very well-made stop-motion music video of his beloved song "Won't You Be My Neighbor?"
It was an amazing experience!
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Nothing but respect for MY President
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I wanted Stan Mikita’s Donuts to exist in real life so bad ... Mike Myers on what got him to put Mikita in Wayne’s World is pretty great #RIPStanMikita
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Best firework is by far "the Pepsi"
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If someone told me in 2003 that in 15 years Stuttering John would call the White House and prank President Donald Trump I would have that person committed
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Very saddened to hear of the passing of Joe DeNardo. You’ll forever be in our hearts and in every partly cloudy day here in the Burgh. RIP
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In honor of Anthony Bourdain's memory and his impact, Xi'an Famous Foods – which visited and spotlighted in 2007 – is donating 100% of their net sales today to the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline facebook.com/xianfoods/phot
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Xi’an Famous Foods in New York City is a family-run business with a large presence. President and CEO Jason Wang talks about how it grew from the basement of a mall in Flushing, New York, to nearly a dozen locations across the city. nbcnews.to/2q9jqWj
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My dreams came true:
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Hope you'll watch but I understand if it's too late
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This is part of the same restaurant group as The Jim, The Oz, and The Stifler.
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Gf: who’s in Billy Madison? Tom Cruise??
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Pittsburgh's finest.
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See how a little kindness makes a world of difference. Won't You Be My Neighbor? is an intimate look at America’s favorite neighbor: Mister Fred Rogers.
Watch the trailer and see it in select theaters June 8th. #MrRogersMovie
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If you guys were ever on the fence about going to a game, their food selections should sell you:
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Turned my girlfriend into a fan and I could not be happier
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NYC unemployed friends:
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