Bilal

@bilalshaikkh

MICA | Chi Chi Chi 26 | Ex-Pixels | An organism that turns caffeine and pizza into words and images.

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Joined September 2009

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    10 Oct 2015

    "My best is yet to come." -Mumbaikar waiting at a bus stop.

  2. Retweeted
    Jun 7

    Create your own happiness 😆😆

  3. Retweeted
    May 30

    The Arab fidget spinner.

  4. May 29
  5. Retweeted
    May 18

    me: had an amazing time 10/10 inner me: do you deserve it tho

  6. Retweeted
    May 14

    Teachers today need to be a lot more sensitive.

  7. Retweeted
    May 15

    When Tharoor single-handedly revives a dying word

  8. May 4

    Your parents telling you that how bad you are doing in life is just like an advertisment for a new television, running on your own TV.

  9. Retweeted
    May 2

    ever wonder what old friends you lost touch with are doing now? they're making a deck everyone's making a deck what runs the world? DECKS

  10. May 2

    A yawn is a silent cry for help coming out of your tired tortured body.

  11. May 1

    Q: What do you call a potato wearing formal shoes? A: A Bata-ta

  12. May 1

    Turns out, HIMYM is the longest TED talk ever.

  13. Retweeted
    Apr 29

    "I want to get to know you" *gets to know me* "oh"

  14. Retweeted
    Apr 14

    I'm actually amazed

  15. Apr 11

    [At a Japanese restaurant] Friend: Let's call the waiter and ask her for the menu. Me: SUSHILAAAAAAA!

  16. Retweeted
    Apr 10

    United Airlines Releases new Customer Service Training Video.

  17. Retweeted
    Apr 9
  18. Retweeted
    Apr 9

    For everyone who thinks Google doesn't do enough for privacy.

  19. Retweeted
    Apr 6

    When someone asks why you follow football...

  20. Mar 25

    Why do the people bringing apocalypse in the Bible ride a horse? Because the end is neigh.

  21. Retweeted
    @IndianNazi's account has been withheld in: Germany, France. Learn more

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