Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy anyone? #mostlyharmless
Our D.C. office building got a security robot. It drowned itself. We were promised flying cars, instead we got suicidal robots.pic.twitter.com/rGLTAWZMjn
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"Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to take you to the bridge. Call that job satisfaction, 'cause I don't"
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M: I've been talking to the main computer A: And? M: it hates me.
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Do you want me to sit in a corner and rust or just fall apart where I'm standing?
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Seriously.. enough is enough.. let's Stop
#Robot cruelty..!!@joe_caserta@AyleeNielsen@DrDataScientist@evankirstel@bobehayes@sardire -
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@dez_blanchfield but I can't stop laughing at the post, each and every time it pops up -
doesn't bode well for our robot filled future does it, it reminds me of Dolphins & Orca suiciding in captivity in tiny
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@dez_blanchfield - I'd rather that robot drive into the water than a Tesla -
oh that's harsh.. but funny.. I've started a fun short story about this from the Robot's PoV.. may self publish just for the LoLz ;-)
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I'd read it
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ok.. that's motivation enough for any aspiring
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Write it as a screenplay!
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This is what happens when your security robot becomes self-aware and begins reading 2017 Twitter…
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Higher forms of intelligence don't want to work in D.C.
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Poor little guy, just couldn't handle the hypocrisy. It's not in his code.
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Un nemico temibile... Ma non può salire le scale!
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