hi! here's my hosting reel!
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took a shot at a bar and said “my shields are cracked”
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ok ive figured it out. there should be a law where any person can call for an unarmed duel with any cop. this will solve police brutality (no cop wants to get punched in the dome)
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Twitter shutting down free access to the API on February 9 is going to effectively kill off services like debirdify which help you find the people you follow on other social media sites. I am begging you, in the next week, set up an account SOMEWHERE and migrate your follow list
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mass delete your tweets while you still can
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Starting February 9, we will no longer support free access to the Twitter API, both v2 and v1.1. A paid basic tier will be available instead 
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oh hey im putting turn out the lights on steam and you can wishlist it now if you want
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i want to do complicated financial math based on people trying to get swole
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woke up this morning with the worst idea i've had in a while: a gym where you can buy equity in other people's workouts, called sweat equity
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There's no other way to put this, so I'm just going to ask it. Have you had an interaction with an AI tool that suddenly became sexual in a way you weren't expecting? Shoot me a DM. My inbox is open. #journorequests
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johnny silverhand looking mad different these days.
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two members of anime club got married so we got em a cake
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preorders are 25 percent off at barnes and noble til friday, if my BOOK is something you'd like to read! use the code PREORDER25
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i'm told i'm allowed to post about the game i made more than twice.
i'm also told you're also allowed to download and play it over at . i think it's pretty good
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One of my favorite projects to have ever been a part of. Please play Turn Out The Lights.
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hi! i made a little game with some very cool people. you can download and play it here. we worked pretty hard on this, and i hope you enjoy it. bijanstephen.itch.io/turn-out-the-l
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programming by
art by
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sound by stella emmett & mike dvorscak
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hi! i made a little game with some very cool people. you can download and play it here. we worked pretty hard on this, and i hope you enjoy it. bijanstephen.itch.io/turn-out-the-l
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this has nothing to do with Dark Souls but rather how the internet has changed how we talk about games and therefore impacted how we play them as well
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had a theory about video games so i made a video essay about it youtu.be/m1u3NqUw4d8
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attempting to finish half life 2 for the first time
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they’re playing adult swim at the bar (cultured)
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does anyone in new york have a beer pong table i can use.
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In episode 2 of COZY CITY...
🔎 Clues
🍌 Bad luck
🐈 Good luck
📰 Some news
🥒 Big Pickle™
funcity.ventures/episode/cozy-c
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if i were named “chase ludwig” no harm would ever come to me
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thinking very hard about the lana del rey national anthem video because when it came out the culture changed.
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excellent video, go watch it. lots of big lasers in this one
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Orbital lasers are a fun narrative shorthand. They represent the peak of militarization, a near-godlike power made manifest through technology. And yet, in reality and fiction, this tech simply underscores that no weapon can truly end war. youtu.be/ntLc4hHWqHs
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had a theory about video games so i made a video essay about it
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amazed by all the thoughtful comments on this video! thank you all for indulging my theories. also, if you haven't seen it, now's your chance to click a link youtu.be/m1u3NqUw4d8
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had a theory about video games so i made a video essay about it youtu.be/m1u3NqUw4d8
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wow fascinating essay on how multiplayer games have gotten more complicated, with deep history from MUD to Halo to Fortnite. watch this.
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had a theory about video games so i made a video essay about it youtu.be/m1u3NqUw4d8
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Been running a bunch of games this month and having a blast. If you're looking for a GM I have a bunch of availability in the 2nd half of Feb thru March. Reach out and we'll set something up!
more info: joelepore.cool
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fun fact: jacob has a cameo in this
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Watch this video! twitter.com/bijanstephen/s…
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had a theory about video games so i made a video essay about it
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loved this!
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Aspiring novelist Koushun Takami was dozing on a futon when he was visited by an apparition: a schoolteacher with an unthinkable assignment. Battle Royale became a best-selling book, then film, then the template for a new kind of revolutionary video game: newyorker.com/culture/cultur
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one cool thing about twitter is that you can follow me on mastodon @bijan@mastodon.xyz
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help akilah out if you can!!!
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Hey friends. I got THE worst health news and need more tests, but a major corporation owes me money and is taking their time paying it. I’m so ashamed to ask. If you can give anything I promise I wouldn’t ask if it wasn’t life-saving at this point. Thanks. Venmo: AkilahObviously
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Hey friends. I got THE worst health news and need more tests, but a major corporation owes me money and is taking their time paying it. I’m so ashamed to ask. If you can give anything I promise I wouldn’t ask if it wasn’t life-saving at this point. Thanks. Venmo: AkilahObviously
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