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    Bill Murray‏ @BiIIMurray 26 May 2015
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    It’s hard to win an argument with a smart person, but it’s damn near impossible to win an argument with a stupid person.

    11:13 AM - 26 May 2015
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      1. Dick Gulp‏ @DickGulp 26 May 2015
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        @BiIIMurray You can argue with a wise man, but you cannot reason with a fool.

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      2. Deb K‏ @quipgirl 26 May 2015
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        @BiIIMurray so true...they just bring you down to their level & beat you with experience lol

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      3. What's Next‏ @WN_Ministries 15 Jun 2016
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        -Mark twain

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      1. Thom.‏ @thom2805 26 May 2015
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        @BiIIMurray "I choose my friends for their good looks, my acquaintances for their good characters, and my enemies for their intellects."

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      1. Fake Internet News‏ @FakeWebNews 26 May 2015
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        @BiIIMurray Excellent wisdom. Thank you!

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      1. Yves Hanoulle  🇪🇺 Write English/Dutch read French‏ @YvesHanoulle 9 Jun 2015
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        RT @BiIIMurray: It’s hard to win an argument with a smart person, but it’s damn near impossible to win an argument with a stupid person.

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      1. Kevin Banks‏ @kban495 16 Jun 2016
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        You may not be Bill Murray, but this tweet is prolific.

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      1. Marc "Not as Outlandish as I Could Be" Brazeau‏ @eatcookwrite 29 May 2015
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        @BiIIMurray I could not disagree more, sir.

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      1. Alison Merritt‏ @merritt_alison 26 May 2015
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        @BiIIMurray @linda8h Do you mean Katie Hopkins lol😂😂😂😂

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      1. Kim Heath‏ @absurdbird43 26 May 2015
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        @BiIIMurray The definition of a day spent answering phones in the NHS!

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