Dave The Cuntologist

@bigsmellydave

Official Twitter of the world renowned Cuntologist, King Cunt - The He-Man of the Cunting World

Cuntis, España
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Joined January 2016
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  1. 29 Jan 2016

    @girlDOTexe sounds like you could both do with a good fuck especially in the ass

    1 reply 1 like
  2. 29 Jan 2016

    I'll do it for a hand job and a cheese sandwich

    I'll pay someone to pull my wisdom teeth out rn
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  3. 29 Jan 2016

    That sounds like you've been spunked on several angry blokes and forgot to wipe your face afterwards. So no thanks..

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  4. 29 Jan 2016

    What a bitch

    Just made a hilarious meme based joke and called me a dick. She doesn't appreciate my art.
  5. 29 Jan 2016

    Had a quick wank in the disabled bog in the office during lunchtime, jizzed all over the sink taps

  6. 29 Jan 2016

    What is the strongest, evilest, mind bending coffee on the market? I could really do with some right the fuck now

  7. 29 Jan 2016

    cut him a line of cocaine then kiss his ring

    What did the Pope ask Leo to do for him?
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    29 Jan 2016

    10 rt's and I'll get up and draw a giant dick on the board

    5 retweets 1 like
  9. 29 Jan 2016

    I bet there's a massive turd just waiting on the other side

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  10. 29 Jan 2016

    Yes, then whilst installing it smash your head through the computer screen and curse Bill Gates out to fuck

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  11. 29 Jan 2016

    Are you living in the 1950's?

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  12. 29 Jan 2016

    Need coffee asap, if i don't get one soon i might bite someones eye lids off

    1 like
  13. 29 Jan 2016

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  14. 29 Jan 2016

    What about if you shit & not wipe then have the photo of your arse crack taken. I bet you could fine it then

    Could you?
  15. 29 Jan 2016

    Why do people call me a cunt? Look at the fucking name! I KNOW WHAT I AM... Mother Fucker

  16. 29 Jan 2016

    You look like you've shit yourself?

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  17. 29 Jan 2016

    To fix your wonky fingers?

    Goals 😍💍
  18. 29 Jan 2016

    We've had enough of yours

    *is done with everyone's bullshit*
  19. 29 Jan 2016

    Why do i even bother with Performance Reviews, my teams are shite!

  20. 29 Jan 2016

    The fat lass next door showed me her tits last night, she could of fed six babies off those fuckers

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