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@BigHominid

He has no style He has no grace

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    4月24日

    "Great for gaming or watching videos!"

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    4月16日

    why am i god’s clown

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  3. 4月16日

    Somebody please cancel me

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  4. 4月16日

    When asked regarding an arson suspect in the Notre Dame fire, the French inspector said that he had a hunch.

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    4月14日

    RT if you wanna win a Pornhub t shirt. Perfect to wear to Easter,

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    2017年1月24日

    KUSHIDA's theme works really well with surfing dogs and you have no idea how happy this makes us

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    4月8日

    COWORKER: Hey, there's a team meeting going on. ME: *stops photoshopping an energy sword into Foghorn Leghorn's hand* I’m actually very busy?

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    3月30日

    this is the funniest start to an interview i have ever seen i love robert smith man

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    If you have kids in your home, be sure to anchor your furniture to the wall. Always Lean more:

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    3月21日

    Friend: What's your favorite piece of classical music? Me:

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    3月21日

    active shooter drill at my school. i'm charging the shooter and screaming "FORCE FIELD" whenever he aims at me. i'm meleeing him with extensive karate. they're calling off the drill because i'm completely dominating.

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    3月21日

    GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE, I HOPE YOU HAVE A SEX DREAM OR A FLYING DREAM

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    3月21日

    New therapist: What brings you here? Me:

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    3月17日

    reporter: hello jk rowling: there was actually a fifth hogwarts house that no one knew about. it was called sex house and it was where the horniest wizards were sorted into. they spent their days fucking and sucking and not learning much magic at all

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    Movie bob is going to James Cumm

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    good morning to this video only

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