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@BigHominid

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  1. Retweeted
    Apr 24

    "Great for gaming or watching videos!"

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    Apr 16

    why am i god’s clown

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  3. Apr 16

    Somebody please cancel me

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  4. Apr 16

    When asked regarding an arson suspect in the Notre Dame fire, the French inspector said that he had a hunch.

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    Apr 14

    RT if you wanna win a Pornhub t shirt. Perfect to wear to Easter,

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    24 Jan 2017

    KUSHIDA's theme works really well with surfing dogs and you have no idea how happy this makes us

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    Apr 8

    COWORKER: Hey, there's a team meeting going on. ME: *stops photoshopping an energy sword into Foghorn Leghorn's hand* I’m actually very busy?

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    Apr 2
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    Mar 29

    this is the funniest start to an interview i have ever seen i love robert smith man

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    Mar 28
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    Mar 25
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    If you have kids in your home, be sure to anchor your furniture to the wall. Always Lean more:

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    Mar 21

    Friend: What's your favorite piece of classical music? Me:

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    Mar 21

    active shooter drill at my school. i'm charging the shooter and screaming "FORCE FIELD" whenever he aims at me. i'm meleeing him with extensive karate. they're calling off the drill because i'm completely dominating.

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    Mar 20

    GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE, I HOPE YOU HAVE A SEX DREAM OR A FLYING DREAM

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    Mar 20

    New therapist: What brings you here? Me:

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    Mar 16

    reporter: hello jk rowling: there was actually a fifth hogwarts house that no one knew about. it was called sex house and it was where the horniest wizards were sorted into. they spent their days fucking and sucking and not learning much magic at all

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  19. Mar 15

    Movie bob is going to James Cumm

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    good morning to this video only

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