This should be put in a museum idk
Marco Cerritos
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Hawaii highlights (final weekend)
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"We are happy to advise you that your press application for TIFF 2022 has been approved."
THE GRAY MAN starts streaming tomorrow on Netflix. It's a Jason Bourne ripoff so dull and lifeless, it might as well be called THE BOURNE STUPIDITY. #TheGrayMan #RyanGosling #ChrisEvans
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Bryan Cranston is Willem Dafoe as Robin Williams in Jumanji
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Tonight's press screening promises to bring the real love and thunder with Gosling vs. Evans! #TheGrayMan
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Tonight's entertainment brings the Bravemaker Film Festival to downtown Redwood City!
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What a terrible and tragic loss. Jimmy was not just a great actor with total commitment and a venturesome spirit, but he had a vitality in the core of his being that drove everything from his art and friendship to athletics and very good times.
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Hollywood must be losing their minds trying to figure out how to market to Gen Z. We refused to watch Morbius and then gaslit Sony with memes into thinking we would see it if Sony rereleased it; then Minions got the meme crowd Sony thought they'd get with Morbius.
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This whole “dress up in full suits to watch the new Minions” trend on tiktok got me cackling like an idiot
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I feel like we should have seen what was going to happen here. It's an entire movement driven by collective contempt. And it's beautiful.
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minions rise of gru in the big cinema was different (the lights never turned off and a big fight started)
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Kicking off the weekend right, shopping the Criterion Collection sale (50% off!) at Barnes & Noble.
What are y’all buying?
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EXCLUSIVE: The has big plans to celebrate its 100th anniversary, including lots of movies, the return of and more! 🤩🥳📽️
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As a film, MEN is director Alex Garland's most ambiguous and abstract project to date. It's also destined for an F Cinemascore when general audiences see it for themselves next week.
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Raimi likes to do things properly
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Pizza Poppa deserved better.
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DOCTOR STRANGE IN THE MULTIVERSE OF MADNESS: A Sam Raimi visual feast despite muddled story beats. If you stay till the very end you'll also get the best and most appropriate credits scene since SPIDER-MAN: HOMECOMING. #Marvel. #MarvelStudios #DoctorStrange
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Tonight's IMAX press screening is a hotter ticket than the Met Gala. #DoctorStrange #BenedictCumberbatch #MetGala
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FIRST LOOK at Ryan Gosling in Greta Gerwig’s BARBIE
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update: Victoria Theatre officially 86'd as a venue. Everything moved over -- with same start times -- to CGV Van Ness. One exception: Sloan Science winner "Linoleum" (7:30 p.m. Tuesday) moves to the Castro.
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SFFILM alert: Projection problems at the Victoria Theatre forced all SFFILM screenings scheduled for there today to the CGV Van Ness.
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my wife and I saw you from across the bar and we really dig your vibe
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Always just a little stressed when I'm watching a Criterion Closet video and someone grabs a DVD instead of the Blu-ray.
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