@BigDataBorat If data have EULA, store SQLServer. If data come with funding, store Oracle.
If data have structure store Postgres. If data no have structure store Hadoop. If data no have value store Mongo.
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@BigDataBorat s/Postgres/MySQL/g -
@flavien@BigDataBorat I think you mean s/Mongo/MySQL/g. -
@rubymage At this point, it's even: s/Mongo/AnythingElseOhGodPlease/g
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Ouch xD “
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@BigDataBorat wat about google store?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@BigDataBorat@lisapettigrew If data have all three, use Centrifuge!!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@BigDataBorat That’s incredibly funny even though I have no idea what it means (and don’t think I want to).Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@BigDataBorat That's surprisingly insightful.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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