Meat-amorphosis of Narcissus - as snapped
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Why not stay home & get Stein-ed?
With lashings of booze
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An #Oktoberfest kit from Big Apple Hot Dogs
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Happy Days are here again!
Oktoberfest has started in Germany, & runs 'til Oktober 3rd.
But here it runs 'til Halloween!
One of those Brexit benefits, we were told about..?🤔🕺🏽
So pack up your troubles with a home kit, bagged at our online shop!🍻
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TITTIES AND BEER..?
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That stinks. Germanys not worth it. Heh. We all become 14 again in 50’s. For a bit. After a beverage
Not sure how, or why, but this seemed strangely & unfortunately symbolic.
🕺🏽🍾🕺🏽 This is the best quote of my long and inglorious career!🤩 It sounds like you are always eating one! ✊🏾💪🏾🏆🎩✨
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Despite being at #BAHDHQ until 5am, this morning, finding & cleaning kit for a tasting from 08:00.
I did still find time for a little bit of pop music / culture related pun, with some random BAHD sticker design files.
OK I'm no but they did get a gig-gle.
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This is what the world looks like to me after 90 mins sleep. The good bit though is that I was just in this, my favourite building in the Kings Cross redevelopment…
#SeizeTheDog!
We made a special order of #TheHugePoleRoyale for one of our favourite customers: #Cafe77 👊🏾✨
#WurstToTheWise...We do have a few surplus packs left. 💪🏾😎
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...today, just when I want to get the ball rolling & start doing some real good, I find an aggressive absence of any recognition of the funds or account. When #TideBank says "business banking done better" maybe they mean better for them? #SimplySiphon
Shortly before the plague & the #LatterDayTories descended upon us, I took the first excited steps to my perfect endgame for #BAHD. Tide was used to form a social enterprise & an account, which I funded. Yesterday I met with the ideal co-pilot, and today...
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So excited about this weekend, 9 years to the day after this pic. Winning an award was transformational, and I'm thrilled to be returning as a panelist, alongside & Sessions to offer some insight & support to the new wave. ✊🏾✨
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Wember-lee, Wember-lee, we’re the famous Big Apple Hot Dogs and we’re going to Wember-lee!
On the subject of knocking out all challengers and being the undisputed #1...💪🏾✊🏾😎🤩✨
That's 3 world champion boxers that I've met now. 😍
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It was a relief when, after much spitting, my wiener came first & knocked the competition into a cocked hat.
Tho' it'll be a while 'til I can look a weiner in the eye again, I'm cocksure that mine can stand up against anybody's
& I'll put my money where my mouth is...
Yes my friends - it really exists.
I can testify to that, after a hard week of tasting all of the competitors' sausages I could get my paws on.
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I'd like to say a BIG Happy Birthday to #LegendOfBAHD - one of our first & dearest wholesale customers.
He gave us a seat at the high table, when he built a hot dog hatch for us at almost 10 years ago.
Frank you very much Ryan!🤩👊🏾✨
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PPE for #FriendsOfBAHD - not cronies..!💪🏾✊🏾😎
Get in touch for info on our equipment options and some blue sky thinking about how to make your customers happy, your crew happy & loads of extra cold cash, selling the hottest hot dogs on the planet.
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#BAHDbabe4Life?
It's been too long since I saw this lovely smile.
I've a lovely voucher, with your name on it, for a sausage-spree at our shop.
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So do get in touch to see a #BAHDman about a dawg (or 10 ;o)
What's the wurst that could happen?
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It's looking like my hard work is finally paying off...
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And just look what arrived at BAHD HQ today, courtesy of - it's a mini version of the tabletop Hibachi Konro grill used by the winners of the Casual Dining competition, sent to all the judges. Pure class from #LexingtonCatering! 🤩😍👊🏾
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It's hard to believe it's been almost a week since I had the pleasure & privilege of being a judge Casual Dining competition. All of the entries were scrumptious & it blows my mind that people get to eat so well at work. Chapeau to everybody involved.🎩✨
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That's a...Royale-y good deal - as #JanetStreet-Porter might say!
😑🤡🤣
Gag for my generation there...
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Look how gorgeous The Big Frank Royale can be in the skilled hands of a proper chef - in this case the diamond geezer that is
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So, it’s a good job no oil is needed
for our Hot Dogs & Tater Tots!
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Countertop #rapidcookovens are rapidly enabling sites without kitchens to serve top-notch hot food.
We are excited (& relieved) they do such a great job on our sausages.
Get in touch to get a taste of the possibilities.
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Do let us know your pun-ny incarnations for musicians - they could become immortalised in sausage...
And, if your favourite venue would benefit from banging hot food & a bunch of extra cash, pls connect us with them. 🕺🏽
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Btw my way IS the highway:
To show-stopping hot food for gig-goers + extra revenue for any size venue - with no need for extraction, a kitchen or extra staff.
If that's music to the ears, give us a tinkle - to soothe the savage beast.
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Btw #OBL crew, I know you don't have a kitchen, but did you know you can still line the stomachs of your customers & line your pockets with extra revenue, regardless..? 😎
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So nice to be back where it all began for BAHD, last night. It's mind-blowing how much things have changed...
One place was reassuringly the same though: #TheOldBlueLast 🤩👊🏾
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What a nice surprise to get an order just now for #TheRoyaleWithCheese, from ground-breaking chef & diamond geezer !
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Thank you, my friend, it means a lot.👊🏾🤩
Looking forward to catching up. A x
