Y’know almonds, they make milk from them. Milk! Here I thought they were just an expensive nut, makes sense now.
I want less than 10% peanuts in these mixes. Give me a macadamia, more pecans, give me the top shelf.
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A president I can stand by, with only the highest quality nuts.
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This is cashew erasure.
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Top shelf costs extra, bub.
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Yes. I do. Better to let that one die out.
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I dare you to say that to Jimmy Carter's face
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Kids these days don't even know about Brazil nuts. The 1% busted unions and then they cut Brazil nuts from snack mixes.
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I didn't know that! Can only eat 2 or 3 of these a day, or you'll get too much selenium.
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