President Joe Biden (So-Called)

This isn’t a debate, this is an argument.

The hell kind of question is this. I’m a private citizen, at this point. I live in God-damned Delaware.

“Stand back and stand by” is not a condemnation you lifeguard

Mary Magdalene trying to feed this tanning bed a full sentence is like trying to give a cat medicine

If this walking country club spent more than five minutes on a hike he’d have an aneurysm. Talk to me about the environment, Gidget, go ahead and tell me the science

Oh good. We’re going to talk about a fair election. Ten dollars says the president’s response is both measured and coherent.

I’m going to have to shake this jackass’s hand at the end of this, aren’t I

Say what you will about Hillary, but the fact that she let this man live is a testament to her character