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I’m not selling ya coupons; just a snappy VP with a whole lotta gumption and half a mind to do it. Running for all fifty, jack. By the by, this is not Joe Biden

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    President Joe Biden (So-Called)‏ @biden4pres Sep 29

    Who the hell let Rahm Emanuel on ABC

    5:58 PM - 29 Sep 2020
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    9 replies 50 retweets 649 likes
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      2. President Joe Biden (So-Called)‏ @biden4pres Sep 29

        Oof, light applause. What is this, Prairie Home Companion

        2 replies 23 retweets 222 likes
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      3. President Joe Biden (So-Called)‏ @biden4pres Sep 29

        Ah yes. Respected by scholars from Noted Liberal stronghold, Notre Dame

        2 replies 11 retweets 205 likes
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      4. President Joe Biden (So-Called)‏ @biden4pres Sep 29

        Two full barrels of coherent-as-hell, centrist buckshot. Buckle up, Home Alone 2, there’s more where that came from

        3 replies 51 retweets 344 likes
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      5. President Joe Biden (So-Called)‏ @biden4pres Sep 29

        Jesus Christ is this how this whole thing is going to go

        3 replies 52 retweets 205 likes
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      6. President Joe Biden (So-Called)‏ @biden4pres Sep 29

        Hot damn could this young man use a pop in the lip

        1 reply 37 retweets 257 likes
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      7. President Joe Biden (So-Called)‏ @biden4pres Sep 29

        Well this is plain the most irritating fifteen minutes I’ve ever experienced. And I’ve spent time with Rand Paul

        2 replies 41 retweets 333 likes
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      8. President Joe Biden (So-Called)‏ @biden4pres Sep 29

        I swear to God I am this close to raising my voice

        3 replies 73 retweets 343 likes
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      9. President Joe Biden (So-Called)‏ @biden4pres Sep 29

        2 minutes uninterrupted. I’ll buy that for $750

        2 replies 68 retweets 392 likes
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      10. President Joe Biden (So-Called)‏ @biden4pres Sep 29

        Christ I *wish* I was on drugs for this

        2 replies 104 retweets 482 likes
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      11. President Joe Biden (So-Called)‏ @biden4pres Sep 29

        This guy has an incredible, incredible case of the “woulda’s”

        1 reply 12 retweets 125 likes
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      12. President Joe Biden (So-Called)‏ @biden4pres Sep 29

        That’s it. Tonight, I’m having a soda.

        3 replies 58 retweets 320 likes
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      13. President Joe Biden (So-Called)‏ @biden4pres Sep 29

        What really chafes me is that a non-zero percentage of you people love this sort of behavior

        2 replies 31 retweets 223 likes
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      14. President Joe Biden (So-Called)‏ @biden4pres Sep 29

        God in Heaven this fellow is just playing falsehood jazz up here

        1 reply 53 retweets 203 likes
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      15. President Joe Biden (So-Called)‏ @biden4pres Sep 29

        Uch. Beto’s gonna want to “Zoom” after this.

        1 reply 23 retweets 283 likes
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      16. President Joe Biden (So-Called)‏ @biden4pres Sep 29

        Ohio had its best year? False. Ohio’s never had a good year. Ask Waffle House

        3 replies 76 retweets 434 likes
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      17. President Joe Biden (So-Called)‏ @biden4pres Sep 29

        Christ almighty the teacher had to rap this guy’s knuckles on live television

        2 replies 18 retweets 184 likes
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      18. President Joe Biden (So-Called)‏ @biden4pres Sep 29

        The hell do you mean you got back Minneapolis. That entire city is one very large used bookstore

        5 replies 38 retweets 275 likes
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      19. President Joe Biden (So-Called)‏ @biden4pres Sep 29

        This isn’t a debate, this is an argument.

        1 reply 5 retweets 120 likes
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      20. President Joe Biden (So-Called)‏ @biden4pres Sep 29

        The hell kind of question is this. I’m a private citizen, at this point. I live in God-damned Delaware.

        2 replies 17 retweets 258 likes
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      21. President Joe Biden (So-Called)‏ @biden4pres Sep 29

        “Stand back and stand by” is not a condemnation you lifeguard

        4 replies 33 retweets 276 likes
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      22. President Joe Biden (So-Called)‏ @biden4pres Sep 29

        Mary Magdalene trying to feed this tanning bed a full sentence is like trying to give a cat medicine

        3 replies 29 retweets 218 likes
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      23. President Joe Biden (So-Called)‏ @biden4pres Sep 29

        If this walking country club spent more than five minutes on a hike he’d have an aneurysm. Talk to me about the environment, Gidget, go ahead and tell me the science

        2 replies 23 retweets 206 likes
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      24. President Joe Biden (So-Called)‏ @biden4pres Sep 29

        Oh good. We’re going to talk about a fair election. Ten dollars says the president’s response is both measured and coherent.

        2 replies 7 retweets 141 likes
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      25. President Joe Biden (So-Called)‏ @biden4pres Sep 29

        I’m going to have to shake this jackass’s hand at the end of this, aren’t I

        1 reply 15 retweets 163 likes
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      26. President Joe Biden (So-Called)‏ @biden4pres Sep 29

        Say what you will about Hillary, but the fact that she let this man live is a testament to her character

        3 replies 139 retweets 728 likes
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      27. President Joe Biden (So-Called)‏ @biden4pres Sep 29

        How in God’s name are we going to do two more of these. The hell are we supposed to accomplish.

        5 replies 46 retweets 336 likes
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      28. President Joe Biden (So-Called)‏ @biden4pres Sep 29

        Chris Christie, give it up. The president is not going to hire you

        1 reply 14 retweets 219 likes
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      29. President Joe Biden (So-Called)‏ @biden4pres Sep 29

        Folks, if you enjoyed that, you’re going to enjoy Kamala bringing Pence into Hell In A Cell. Let’s get some rest this evening.

        2 replies 41 retweets 322 likes
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      30. End of conversation

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