President Joe Biden (So-Called) on Twitter: "I don’t need an earpiece to wax patriotic, live. I’ve been training for this for months. We got, and this is actual, we got a wealthy toddler hopped up on sugary drinks and had him yell at me for two hours every weeknight. That toddler said some hurtful things. Hurtful things."

@biden4pres

I’m not selling ya coupons; just a snappy VP with a whole lotta gumption and half a mind to do it. Running for all fifty, jack. By the by, this is not Joe Biden

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1. COMING FORWARD‏ @CF_Poet Sep 29
  Replying to @biden4pres
  
  Look, call a lid till 9pm.
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1. PassiveAggressive‏ @BTG77 Sep 29
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  The toddler clearly got into your candy corn stash.
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1. Lawson‏ @DankWhale2020 Sep 29
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  Joe, you got to grab the bull by the broncos tonight. Don't get horn-swaggled into anything that you didn't pay a silver dollar for, in advance. Cash on delivery, you know what I'm saying Chief? This is the Real Deal - the dish pail is on the line, don't forget it, Clyde!
  
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1. Beardalicious‏ @MartyVeeZee Sep 29
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  Did he rub your leg hairs, too?
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1. Jake Schaible‏ @JJSchaible Sep 29
  Replying to @biden4pres @LizMair
  
  And some Dems say Bloomberg isn't helping....pic.twitter.com/7v3aV4ghdN
  
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1. CRITICAL‏ @CRITICAL Sep 29
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  Malarkey!
  
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1. Aly Hudson‏ @hudson_aly Sep 29
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  @aronszanto
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1. Robert Kapp‏ @twerpsichore Sep 29
  Replying to @biden4pres @jonathanchait
  
  This use of Biden photo stinks and should be taken down.
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