President Joe Biden (So-Called) on Twitter: "I mean God’s sake they sucked the life out of his eyes"

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1. Christian LaPorte‏ @NrthBeachTalent Jul 21
  Replying to @biden4pres
  
  That’s what happens when you become a member of the undead
  
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1. 𝗲𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗻‏ @ellmitchell Jul 21
  Replying to @biden4pres
  
  I feel like he got a brow lift
  
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1. David‏ @That_other_dave Jul 22
  Replying to @biden4pres
  
  He was never alive in the first place.
  
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1. Scott Crammond‏ @ScottCrammond1 Jul 22
  Replying to @biden4pres
  
  Literally like Anakin in Attack of the Clones compared to Anakin at the end of Revenge of the Sith
  
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1. longboi ‏ @chong_us Jul 22
  Replying to @biden4pres
  
  I think there’s a twisty knob on the back of his head and they just slowly tighten it pulling his skin
  
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1. Amy‏ @amynmibush Jul 22
  Replying to @biden4pres
  
  Pretty sure the same treatment as the lil’ muppets in The Dark Crystal
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1. rshieber‏ @rshieber2 Jul 22
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  He has to self medicate to stand being with them.
  
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1. Jennifer Watson‏ @WatsonJenniferC Jul 22
  Replying to @biden4pres
  
  He looks like he came back to life after the horcrux.
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1. TheMikeDamone‏ @opierod6000 Jul 22
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  Holy cow! I had no idea Jared was once straight.pic.twitter.com/y0VES7vVut
  
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1. RoxyBlue‏ @Sablesabine Jul 23
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  Ok, this made me actually laugh out loud.
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