I’ll thank you to keep whatever hogwash rule you dream up out of my line of sight
Any parent worth their salt knows that children are comprised of about 80% weird germs, at a given time. And this is a pre-pandemic number. We re-open schools too soon, disaster. It’s not the path forward. Not for the kids. I mean these kids, they eat cheerios off the floor
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hot take but it would be cool if biden actually said this
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And the percentage of water that kids are made of, Jill tells me it's, um, higher, higher than any who likes me might think. Be well.
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Genious! I will vote for you when I have a chance.
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Children are super beings. Their immune system could take a kick to the jimmy and stay standing laughing. It's the bugs they spew around that will kill their parents. That's why they need to be in school.
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Back in the day Joe we'd be sprayed with harsh chemicals every day walking in to the schoolyard. Kids these days need to learn that bitter tang of cleanliness.
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Look here Mister Cereal Critic, there’s nothing wrong with a nice floor cheerio
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Right so they should be in school.
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