President Joe Biden (So-Called) on Twitter: "You know Barry and I once toured this factory run by a chocolatier, or some business. Weird operation. Saw a German boy get sucked into a tube, you can’t make it up."

@biden4pres

I’m not selling ya coupons; just a snappy VP with a whole lotta gumption and half a mind to do it. Running for all fifty, jack. By the by, this is not Joe Biden

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1. PopeYeetimus‏ @PYeetimus Jun 23
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  sounds like malarkey to me
  
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1. bix‏ @bixtard Jun 23
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  augustus got what he deserved
  
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1. Andrew, Thèm Brûlée ‏ @ATStruckmann Jun 23
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  I personally think that “everlasting gobstopper” is pure malarkey but who knows
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1. Police Gazette‏ @PoliceGazette Jun 23
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  Reminds me I just bought some nice fresh blueberries the other day. One was especially large.
  
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1. A Person Familiar With The Matter‏ @marzclaire Jun 23
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  The POTUS we deserve.
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1. Bubble&Squeak‏ @squeaker77 Jun 23
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  German chocolate is some of the finest in the world.
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1. Ronnie‏ @RonnieDeldar Jun 23
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  To do that you have to be the top of your class. You also need to be able to do push-ups for some reason.
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1. FakeNewsJesus‏ @FakeNewsJesus2 Jun 23
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  No joke.
  
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