My dog can
I love my dog, but he can’t make a hamburger. You cannot have it all.
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Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Both my dogs can, however eat a hamburger. Or several, if given the chance.
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I find the idea of making a hamburger out of my dog disturbing. I mean, he’s a great dog, so I assume he’d taste great, but I definitely would serve him as steaks.
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My dog just died, Biden.
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That's rough. Imma make a hamburger in his honor.
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Koreans say your dog would make good hamburger
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1950’s-tier joke you have here
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