You know you can just make bacon, whenever. At any point during the day. You fry it. The bacon. Choose an afternoon, fry up some bacon. I mean why not, times like these.
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Replying to @biden4pres
I fry the bacon an I get hairy legs. They get blonde in the frying pan.
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Replying to @MurraySwe
I’ll tell you what: come up with a new joke and I’ll send you a dollar
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