I fry the bacon an I get hairy legs. They get blonde in the frying pan.
You know you can just make bacon, whenever. At any point during the day. You fry it. The bacon. Choose an afternoon, fry up some bacon. I mean why not, times like these.
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I’ll tell you what: come up with a new joke and I’ll send you a dollar
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If you put it on a rack in the oven a lot of the grease drips off but it still tastes good
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What, no mention of the great bacon you and Obama fried up?
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Bacon fixes everything. It's better than Windex.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSReSGe200A …
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What about bakin' your bacon?
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@realdonaldtrump: Talking about the “floors of the forest” when discussing wildfires and saying that the president of Finland told him they “spend a lot of time raking and cleaning” their forests#UnfitToServe#TrumpLiesAmericansDie#WorstPresidentInHistoryThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Can I vote for you instead of the real Joe Biden?
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I don’t follow
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Jesus Joe everyone knows it's better to BAKE bacon
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Don’t disparage the cast iron
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