President Joe Biden (So-Called) on Twitter: "Lobsters. They’re bugs. Now you’re telling me they live, and this is what I hear, they live forever. The things you find in the ocean, I’ll tell you."

@biden4pres

I’m not selling ya coupons; just a snappy VP with a whole lotta gumption and half a mind to do it. Running for all fifty, jack. By the by, this is not Joe Biden

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1. CrabLord‏ @CrabJulian May 14
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  FUCKING TRUE, YEET
  
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1. Aurora Bourealis‏ @JRmarsh_all May 14
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  Mr. Vice president you can't be president of the ocean
  
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1. 𝘰𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘦𝘳‏ @not_ready_for_u May 14
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  slow down joe
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1. Liberal Goddess‏ @TheLibGoddess May 14
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  Lobsters used to grow to like 200 lbs. Only in modern times has fishing (trapping?) made it impossible for them to reach that size.
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