President Joe Biden (So-Called) on Twitter: "Y’know spiders are terrifying, terrifying creatures. Dead eyes, like a barracuda. I’ve learned: spiders are good. Regulate, they regulate other, worse bugs. Yet they, they continue to give me the willies. There’s a difference between what you like, and what’s good for the world."

@biden4pres

I’m not selling ya coupons; just a snappy VP with a whole lotta gumption and half a mind to do it. Running for all fifty, jack. By the by, this is not Joe Biden

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1. Mr. Meat Scraps‏ @ReallyLoudFart May 10
  Replying to @biden4pres
  
  "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself... and really big spiders!" - Franklin D. Roosevelt
  
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1. Loo Boo‏ @finaldaft May 10
  Replying to @biden4pres
  
  how many spider jobs do you intend to create while in office
  
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1. pizdec‏ @karbulkin May 11
  Replying to @biden4pres
  
  flies on the other hand, those pesky little swazzler-bazzlers they roopidy-poop-loop all over the place creating noize and stink, man they stink as hell. get rid of the fly, Joe
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1. Elapsed‏ @Raelapsed May 11
  Replying to @biden4pres
  
  maybe we can train some of those spiders to take out the murder hornets
  
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1. Milton Fletcher‏ @mfletcher530 May 11
  Replying to @biden4pres
  
  Ever have a spider drop down on a web right in front of you? That’ll make you poop your Jockeys.
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1. vote early to own cons ‏ @shilliberal May 11
  Replying to @biden4pres
  
  Joe's new campaign slogan: there's a difference between what you like, and what's good for the world
  
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1. Moe ‏ @MomosHideout May 11
  Replying to @biden4pres
  
  This is the first time I can say that I truly, deeply relate with a tweet from this account
  
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1. President Joe Biden (So-Called)‏ @biden4pres May 11
  You point it out I’ll send you ten dollars
  
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1. Micro‏ @GrandCanonical May 11
  Replying to @biden4pres
  
  The secret to a great Biden parody is to take the real thing and then dial it back just one notch.
  
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1. TheEsoterica‏ @EsotericaThe May 11
  Replying to @biden4pres
  
  This is so much more profound than anything Joe's ever said.
  
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