President Joe Biden (So-Called) on Twitter: "I can see that everyone is upset again. Sure as sun-up. May I float you a neat trick for cooling your jets: get off the internet. This is no place to get an accurate read on the goings-on of the world around us. Take a break, eat some pretzels."

@biden4pres

I’m not selling ya coupons; just a snappy VP with a whole lotta gumption and half a mind to do it. Running for all fifty, jack. By the by, this is not Joe Biden

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1. FormerOilPerson‏ @FormerOil May 7
  Replying to @biden4pres
  
  These pretzels are making me thirsty!
  
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1. Elijah Bacal‏ @elijahbacal May 7
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  Pretzels, they’re not, they’re salty, is what I’m saying
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1. ViktorWithaK‏ @HappyFaceMalts May 7
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  F And, folks, have you had those pretzel things the.... Um... The stuf made of pea... Peanuts! They put peanut butter right into the pretzel thing. If I thought you liked me, I dare say you'll love these even more, man.
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1. healthylaugh‏ @healthylaugh May 7
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  You dog-faced pony soldier! That tweet is making the hairs on my legs stand up...
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1. Runs With Scissors‏ @RanWithScisors May 7
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  Wait this makes too much sense
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1. Ben Hosp‏ @hosp_ben May 7
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  This but unironicly
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1. Grandpa Dave, Science Fan ‏ @GrandpaDaveID May 7
  Replying to @biden4pres
  
  A hot cup of Ovaltine always helps me relax. Plus a little....can't remember just now.
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1. Normal, Regular Guy In The Neighborhood‏ @radicaldreamrs May 7
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  Now this is a guy I could vote for
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