Beans are a HELL of a fruit! I mean maybe, buddy!
You can never have too much red pepper on hand. Heavy cream, tomato paste. Salt and pepper. Flour, yeast. Beans are a hell of a fruit. Pastas, etc. There’s a strategy to be made, at the grocery store. In my mind. Could be.
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Mix it all together, Joe’s pasta bread pizza bean surprise, it ain’t good. Hell its downright as horrific as my wife, but just like my wife it’s something I’ll never forget
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Beans, beans. The musical fruit. The more you eat, the more you toot. The more you toot, the better you feel. Let's have beans for every meal. Goes a little ditty I made up while at Delaware State College of Medicine as a professor. Right before I met her. She was a real bean.
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Can you really cook President
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Nuts and salad greens too. But you gotta be careful about the salad. It goes bad pretty quick. You gotta eat that, ya know? You ever just eat salad? I have. Highly recommend.
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