President Joe Biden (So-Called) on Twitter: "There have been long stretches of time, vast periods, and this is real, but there have been months where I’ve gotten punched right in the kidneys every hour. On the hour."

@biden4pres

I’m not selling ya coupons; just a snappy VP with a whole lotta gumption and half a mind to do it. Running for all fifty, jack. By the by, this is not Joe Biden

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1. Malarkey detector ‏ @Malarkeydetect2 Apr 29
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1. Jed Oliver‏ @Jed_Oliver Apr 29
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  I implore you sir America cannot advance as a people until we subsidize daily kidney punches for all Americans making less than 600% of the national poverty level
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1. wew‏ @manawamaba Apr 29
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  Thank you for your bravery Mr President, taking all the kidney punches so we don't have to
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1. serenity now‏ @hashtagahearn Apr 29
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  150,000,000 punches
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