President Joe Biden (So-Called) on Twitter: "Dogs are smaller than horses, but they’re better at bringing in the paper. There’s a lesson in here but I’ll be damned if I know what it is"

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I’m not selling ya coupons; just a snappy VP with a whole lotta gumption and half a mind to do it. Running for all fifty, jack. By the by, this is not Joe Biden

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1. Aurora Bourealis‏ @JRmarsh_all Apr 27
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  Sit!
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1. Mark E. (Mark)‏ @MarkoOhNo Apr 27
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  Pony soldiers risk their lives to protect the freedom and safety of ponies. God bless em!
  
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1. Mark Rodgers‏ @mwrconsulting Apr 27
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  ruff day?
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1. Paul E. Zimmerman‏ @paulezimmerman Apr 27
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  Except for the dogs that are smaller than the paper. We need horses to step on those. That's why we have horses.
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1. ʞǝlɹɐʇ sǝlƃƃnɹ qɹǝɥ‏ @Herb_Tarlek Apr 27
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1. AncapAttack‏ @AncapAttack Apr 27
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  Being dog-faced is better than being a pony soldier?
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1. Mitch White‏ @TTMitch Apr 28
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  Joe Biden's campaign of liespic.twitter.com/qoZr9pHjem
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1. Maniot‏ @ckouros Apr 28
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  But a horse won't pi$$ on the carpet. At least not in my house.
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