President Joe Biden (So-Called) on Twitter: "Look: we used to eat, and this is true, sand"

@biden4pres

I’m not selling ya coupons; just a snappy VP with a whole lotta gumption and half a mind to do it. Running for all fifty, jack. By the by, this is not Joe Biden

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1. Andrew, Thèm Brûlée ‏ @ATStruckmann Apr 24
  Replying to @biden4pres
  
  I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating…and it gets everywhere
  
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1. Critical Thinking 101(Expert of Expert Evaluation)‏ @critica18495985 Apr 24
  Replying to @biden4pres
  
  Finally someone smart enough to beat that DRUMPF THAT I HATE SO MUCH BECAUSE I DREAM OF HIM ALL THE TIME DOING BAD THINGS AND THAT MAKES ME CRY AND BAD ORANGE MAN!
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1. Elapsed‏ @Raelapsed Apr 24
  Replying to @biden4pres
  
  None of that organic silica, just plain sand
  
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1. Mat‏ @MAFC1865 Apr 25
  Replying to @biden4pres
  
  “Why do you they call them sandwiches, jack?!”
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1. Oscar's Rant‏ @OscarsRant Apr 25
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  Listen: we always poop, and this is false, water
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1. Hound Dog Hoover‏ @KentHoover8 Apr 25
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  Couldn't sand be used as an abrasive to rub the virus off the lungs?
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