I have chickens. I want to pay my taxes in egg sandwiches from now on.
Honored to give a commencement address at the prestigious Columbia University. College days, brings me back. Back then you could get an entire semester for the cost of an egg sandwich. Needless to say, things have gone sideways since. I will not be speaking on that in my address
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I was wearing an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time.
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Too coherent. 3 of 5 stars.
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What can we expect from you on Day One, Joe? I'm thinking a nice tuna sandwich would be extending an olive branch to...you know...the thing.
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