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I’m not selling ya coupons; just a snappy VP with a whole lotta gumption and half a mind to do it. Running for all fifty, jack. By the by, this is not Joe Biden

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    President Joe Biden (So-Called)‏ @biden4pres Apr 15

    Rice is similar to pasta, but it's not pasta. I've been grappling with this

    4:55 PM - 15 Apr 2020
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    48 replies 627 retweets 6,006 likes
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      1. witch wendy, mask wearer.‏ @itspurpl Apr 15
        Replying to @biden4pres

        Orzo is pasta shaped like rice. <nods>

        3 replies 0 retweets 52 likes
      2. President Joe Biden (So-Called)‏ @biden4pres Apr 15
        Replying to @itspurpl

        I'll sit that one out

        0 replies 1 retweet 112 likes
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      1. Bunting Wheeler‏ @drebin_lt Apr 15
        Replying to @biden4pres

        Orzo would blow your mind.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      2. Mainstay Money‏ @MainstayMoney Apr 15
        Replying to @drebin_lt @biden4pres

        Risotto would also be dangerous.

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
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      1. Spooky Betts‏ @KevinSmithAF Apr 15
        Replying to @biden4pres

        Or as Trump calls it... "Chinese pasta"

        2 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
      2. President Joe Biden (So-Called)‏ @biden4pres Apr 15
        Replying to @KevinSmithAF

        Don't do this here

        1 reply 0 retweets 30 likes
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      1. $1MantisPhoenix  👻 🏴‍☠️ 🏳️‍🌈 🇿🇦‏ @phoen1x Apr 15
        Replying to @biden4pres @unrealAnnaAdams

        Pizza is like pasta, Nothing is like pizza, But everything is similar, and yet deliciously in the same family, Roti's wraps, quesadillas Boritos

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      1. coronabias‏ @biasbreakdown Apr 15
        Replying to @biden4pres

        If Thanos snapped right now, how would we know?

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      1. dre marvel‏ @onedremarvel Apr 15
        Replying to @biden4pres

        It's not hard. If you cook it.

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      2. the aeroplane‏ @toaeroplano Apr 15
        Replying to @PedroCollector @biden4pres

        I think everyone wants to forget Quinoa. :)

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